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, a skill that needed some bugs worked out, but he was determined to perfect the art. Brian would visualize his worst enemies standing on every doorstep, launching the morning news
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that this was actually the green zone. Damn Tritanopia! Muttering to myself as I tried in vain to wash off the blue paint with a conveniently placed hose, I saw
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when she flew into a rage, the surrounding populace never stood a chance. I was there at ground zero, the only known survivor of Jacqueline's latest mood swing.
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until my mind becomes a cacophony of whimsical anxiety. I can now feel myself slamming my skull against the tiles to silence them, yet the singing continues unhindered.
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Half-fixated on the miniature cuffs trying their best to restrain me, I chuckled at the officer. "Looks like yer gonna need some bigger
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i gave him a little tickle becuase im a hot single russian area. he slapped me but relized my beauty and -
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i was walking down the street and i suddently tripped! i fell right into the arms of-
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In my line of work I work a lot with perfectly spheroid chickens as well. Here for instance we are calculating the angle of incidence in an array of perfectly spheroid chicken.
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"Of the utmost seriously, bro," the motorcycle cop said as she handed me a speeding ticket.
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since the world ended the villains achieve a Pyrrhic victory.
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like nothing happened, she beamed a smile at me and I forgot everything. That god damned smile. I had no protection from it. I still knew I was me, although I didn't know my name.
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North Dragon is a vote for a bright future," he said, addressing himself in the third person of the Trinity. Lord Vishnu held his tongue between two sesame seed buns. Glory to the
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Then, after a bit, I was just running down the boulevard. Dodging pedestrians, bicyclists, homeless people, and the street vendors. Traffic was at a crawl, I had no problems cross
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i shook my head at the mortal's foolishness. "take this quest or die by my hand or a fate much worse."
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i only smiled at the old mans world and held my hand out to guide him to his son. he still didn't understand. this did not work under the rules of reality but under a greater force
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feet because he would not support the planned reforms. His support of them would have signaled a compromise was possible on bigger, more comprehensive, judicial reforms. Without
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they didn't die. THe flying cow barely tipped the canopy of the surrey as it passed on by. Now the sunlight was shining down upon us inside the surrey. I pulled back on the reins.
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I'm half rhino and everybody knows rhinos stamp out fires." Everyone gawked at me. They were trying to figure out whether that was supposed to be a joke or if I was being serious.
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misunderstood poets. like really crazy. She got one poet to recite one of his poems on the subway car home. It was called My Kind of Ilk. it started with a quote from Lovecraft.
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"They're just a couple of mooks," said Two Ton, "we don't have a worry from them. As long as they do what we tell them." "Speaking of which, we should discuss what opportunities th