Orbitball's photo

The young penis was displeased to find out that his friends had ditched him for that STUPID Bobby Prescott, the millionaire that killed 8 ppl and was locked in Alcatraz for 6 yrs

availor's photo

And all of the sudden you find out that your stalker is actually a CIA agent trying to recruit you, things get even more complicated. Suddenly, lemonade does not taste so good.

Jimbeau's photo

because I can hold a full fifty pounds of cocaine up my rectum and a balloon filled with five thousand tabs of Molly inside my stomach. El Chapo was not impressed with the equine

dreamer's photo

The very next day, Sponge Bob took her away. He discovered Zeus' lady friend on the rocks , and he helped her out of a tight spot. She was eternally grateful. "Porifera?"

IceSquad's photo

Up close, the caged bird bore a sharp resemblance to his late, alternate lifestyle aunt. Suddenly, the colorful fowl rolled over in a parody of committing suicide. Yup- Aunt 'Emo'.

SlimWhitman's photo

Dental Hygiene Man. He inspected the stained choppers, whipped out a jar of cleansing fluid and plop, in they fell. The toothless old criminal gummed his lips, humiliated. My Hero!

Bluest-Jaie's photo

Or the disorganized clamour that filled their streets and homes. Everything back on Earth seemed so... angry. Such a contrast to the peaceful astral body she now called her home.

IceSquad's photo

Gotham, as the Joker's latest diabolical trap snagged a victim. Jim put a band-aid on Penguin's throbbing finger, and warned him to keep his hands away from odd-looking cookie jars

IceSquad's photo

dble. I also had to haul the entire stockpile home, as I had thrown my car into the deal. The cabbie frowned as I filled his backseat with 60 gallons of paint, not without spillage

Dhanithecat's photo

Grand Hotel, where Queen Ursula and her sister Gudrun hung out. They were fond of the library there, which rivalled that of the Royal Family. Teatime was life's rich pageant! Some