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You're chorizo is running with the bulls." said the translator. I looked at the translator. "You incompetent overpayed troll!" "Should I translate that?" The Spaniard asked "¿Qué?"

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taxpayer base through deficit spending. This was a meal that Lance Portslpadder could really eat the hell out of in a white tank top. He grabbed a fork

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Vaudeville hook, they pulled the spammer offstage and advised, "Forget recklessness for its own sake. Do something positive with your life to make a difference."

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Batman frowned. He didn't want to fire his sidekick Robin, but he was so into Catwoman. She smiled knowingly and purred like a cat getting the cream. "Anything you say."

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Bo had onomatopoeiaphobia, so when Jo boohooed, Bo bopped Jo on his osteroporosized foot. "Oh boy do you cook my goorse!" Jo opined onerously. His overbite required odontonosology

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a gross fat woman burping on the couch said, "Yo!" Once inside the storeroom of refridgeration devices I rigged up a way to get past the guards in the hut. I used the freon to

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"I know that, I'm just trying to act angry so my wife sees I had a go at you!" "Oh, okay then!?" "So, woolly jumpers huh? I never thought you'd be here at the county fair."

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The esophagus was round and bulging, so there was plenty of gaps to crawl up. Tiny Terry made his way up and started munching on her blood vessels. She shreaked, work would have

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appropriate and not so disasterly offensive. After she finished unwrapping all of her presents, it was time to blow out the candles. Strawberry and Orange sung Happy Birthday while

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seamed ok, so I set them aside. Then I heard Silas the head seamstress scream. Evidently they weren't ok. On closer examination I noticed they contained tiny little faces, all star