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Mr. Centipede and his lovely wife had one child for each parasol. The yellow parasols were girls, who wore UGGs all year round. "Just like humans, they show off their body

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"Dearest Cookie Mine: my soppy quills long to embrace...can't anymore. Uh, my heart beats in tandem with...just whitelined. Ok...you're top of my though" was Bloey's last thought

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"Kwai Chang", but he insists on "Grasshopper". This creates an identity crisis, because what dog is a man's pest friend? So I ran away from home, living off my kung poop skills

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Had she remained in class, she probably would have ended up marrying that gorgeous Mr. McIntyre who was always copping glances at her. Then, someone else would be doing the driving

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Brian Crescent, ultraloud vocalist of The Holy Lost. "What is sex but a congress of sorts, and drugs but a means of disindoctrination?" Brian would ask on the morning talk-show cir

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"You are about to bid adieu to a hundred dollar bill" presaged the savant "It will leave you for a beautiful girl in a skimpy cost..." POP!! "Wait, that balloon is extra...

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visible behind the bedbugs piled on his front desk, but agreed to crunch his way with Scratchy along a bug infested corridor to room 101, warning him to dive left when door opens,

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the one where we used to keep the space brownies in college. "Thanks phở the mulah" he said in a strictly commercial way & knocked over the jockey in my front yard. The tin contain

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Reathlessly, the alewives were called to eat the larvae of the hopping scorpionfish roses. "How soon can they get here from Chicago?', Mme. Dupont asked Rahm Emanuel.

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The shop where the dogs went for fresh baked treats, shaped like cubed steaks?" George said, "Why don't we go to the shop that sells