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My cousin Cheswick kindly let me stay with him as the nanocrew digested and refabricated my oldtech abode. On the third evening, he began to reveal his sad tale of existential woe,

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or his head. Chris struggled against her grip but she was too strong. Steph turned his head to the side, and whispered "Sorry," in his ear before blowing his brains out the other.

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be so foolish again. I mean, after all, Trump was destined for the presidency. She had seen him in a dream - seated in his rightful place at the right hand of God. Trump on the o

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So all of them ate way too much, ending up sprawled on a bed with orgasms. Kate decided she wasn't going to just lay around anymore, so orgasm over, she went to the phone to call

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Detective Manatee looked after me as I grew. Now I work and owe my life to him. We solve cases together under the sea, but today we received a strange one from a starfish.

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We stayed there all day, listening to the sweet singing of the roses. We cuddled to stay warm, which turned into closing our eyes and falling asleep.

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So with some trepidation, I began. "My Lord," I stammered, "three men walked into a bar. A jew, a priest, and Donald Trump. The bartender looked at the men and asked, "

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Did he regret the murder? No. Was he scared of consequences? No way! Ken was a sexy, young, rich man living the dream. Barbie was just holding him back.

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dress and glittery heels. The only problem was... She had bright green skin. I'm honestly not sure what happened to her but there was no way we were going out to the restaurant.

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The thing is, I had no idea. I had been trying to make out with this guy but the owner of the place had to come in and tell us his grandma died on the couch we were on.