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the stoated were slowly becoming emstoatedl. "Stoat!" Shrieked TV's favorite personality Oprah. She wore the beard of a goat. "These stoat victims are frolicking in brake shoes!"

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Kicking and screaming she smashed the pork chops out of Chef's hands. He responded by smashing the blunderbuss down across her head, but Miss Piggy rolled away with the reflexes of

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"Perhaps more mystery than.... holes?" He added. Manatee seemed bewildered and possibly dehydrated. The morse code was old and ponderous, like his shoes. His hips felt heavy and st

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romoted above the broom and the three-pronged trowel. I gently applied my nightly bleaching powder to my tooth as I pondered rakes more. What, I thought, really, is a rake?

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a rap god, he was brushing his teeth as if he could scrub away his shame. What if she had left? What if he had said no? Larry couldn't stop replaying that night over and over in hi

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iendly whippings. Light smacks, little bits of leather fun. He was going to enjoy his ME TIME by golly, and that Chilean knock-off loving bastard could just deal with it.

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rash I had picked up last week while mowing the lawn. Could I really quit?... Yes. Yes I could. I smashed the eject button and the g-forces hit my body with the force of a thousand

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clenched his fists. "Lady Denis of Nevermore would never eat meat with the likes of you," he sneered. Lord Smartypants smirked and flicked Sir Wenis's ear. "She craves it," he said

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With a short title like that we can go as short or as long as we need to, depending upon local custom. For instance, perhaps 317 is a code that just communicated with its target, y

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had turned sweet in the Florida sunshine, so he added some bitters. It was turning out to be a great vacation. Suddenly his pager went off. "Det. Manatee, we need you right now,"