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Saw a family of Dogmen below on the sidewalk waving to him and saying hello in Doggish. He waved back and his Burmese mountain dog translated hello into Doggish for him. Next thing

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Decided to grow both fur and wings simultaneously and see what animal he ended up as. He turned out to be a bat-cat. This meant that he could fly around the house all night and

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Think I didn't work at a pizza joint for life unless the universe had no flying tomatoes, green peppers, jalapenos, poultry sausage, pepperoni, onions or mushrooms? I am accustomed

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Hadn't ever been inside the Great Pyramid-like structure of brain cells but once inside you don't want to leave. How many neurons were juiced and made into brain salad in two hours

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The word was, you never really want to go to pippopippi. You cannot escape pippopippi in a world that is upside down. You would rather visit Uncle Pepperoni and Aunt Rutabaga. They

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Obsidian Chu Chuallin Gilgamesh 911 did and as the old adage goes, "He who smelt it dealt it", thus giving me naming rights. I decided to call it Obsidian to get a dig in on him.

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They want to rule the world, and the megalomaniacal guinea pig on the Donald's head was no different. He yanked the Donald's shaggy eyebrows up on his forehead and made him tell

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tear into a bear carcass. The other animals laughed and called me Schizo-Bunny. I would show them who to laugh at! Maybe a nice pink clover would give me the strength to wreak my

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my doorstep, along with the cottage cheese I had ordered. Marley was the worst Blood/Milkman in the world. If you ordered Type A he's bring Type O. So I laid a charm to make Marley

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tossed the electric nose picker into her cocoa and turned around while she electrocuted her lips. She never was too bright. Until now. Her lips looked kinda sexy smoldering like th