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I lied, I died also and was reanimated by a nice doctor and his gopher, Igor. I can not remember if when I was alive I had seen gophers as large as Igor & he looks just like a man.

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He could fit in between the two walls of the house and eavesdrop on the conversations and nobody ever knew he transcribed everything, per the NSA. He was paid handsomely for his

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The previous line is considered missing in action. The sketchbook I had for my friend also went awol and she wouldn't accept the one I hastily substituted. Bummer. My mum was with

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the promise of a future yet to come. Trapped within the furry confines of a creature too cute, too... diabolical to trust with my own thoughts, there was only one option left. I--

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With steps of silence and a voice as dark as the night weighted around it's shoulders, the shadow moved on, pausing only once before a dimly lit bar to grin into the light.

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For to not not would fall as a shame upon us both.

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typing nonsensically against the industrial keyboard. SHe thought the sound was pleasant at least, but she was certain she had no idea what the hell she was doing. They sighed

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had promised his maternal unit on her recycle slab down in the nether regions of the Death Star 37 yearcycles ago. He would get his hair cut and give up the last of his humanity.

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of vermilion nectar would cascade effervescently over the Flowers of Extinction. The planet's most precious gift as well as it's deadliest peril.

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athlon event hit. Aunt Isadore, being Isadora, decided to ride it out. It wasn't every day that you got to ride in a hardware store as it competed in the Retail Olympics. The