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Little did I know, Jeffrey was a telepath and a cannibal. He defenestrated me with his mind and chased me into the street wailding my limited edition battle axe. In defense, I

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tortoise with feathers, cotton balls and googly eyes stuck on. The Society for Dog Pedigree sincerely rejects your application." David Wong printed then crumpled the email in rage.

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golfing tournaments twice a week. It was at these tournaments where he would feed on the blood of the caddies. Mary knew she had to stop the vicious cycle. It was time. So she

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I my senior year of college, I found out that he murdered all of my siblings with a tomahawk. So I guess now's the time to avenge my family. But where do I even start?

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the days of King Arthur our family has been both blessed and cursed with the gift of urination prognostication...so don't try to say it wasn't you, son. Your pee betrays you...

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squeaked by security -nevermind how- and lived undercover for weeks with a kindly woman named Greta, who took the parrot under her wing. The parrot didn't seem ferocious at first.

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my drum kit. Kaboom, thud! A ceiling light fixture and piles of plaster lay scattered around the hefty tenant. I went to help him. Still fuming, the other man picked up his toupée.

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...I mean, I wasn't to blame (you'd make a mistake, too, if it had been your brother who had died when your 400 lb girlfriend sat on his face and smothered him). I was distraught

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pl.." was all Uranus got out then Wham! he was sent hurling straight into the sun. In the cosmic silence that followed Jupiter boomed: "Anyone else wanna dis mah bro Pluto?"

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I wasn't anything, really. Nothing. I didn't exist. But Karin didn't know that. None of them did. Why? Well that yawn really says it all. Everyone