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Det. Manatee & the Sea Monkeys were in the studio recording a new song for their agency's youth programs. It was supposed to be about how being a detective was Super-Coolericious.

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He threatened that it was 10:53 PM even though it was. I didn't know. I wasn't watching the clock all the time. I had better things to do. Like scoring mamacitas for Det. Manatee's

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Working with Space Aliens to protect our illegal aliens was really an alien idea for me, at first. But then they implanted their cswiuu in my brain and now I understand that cswiuu

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A darker dark greeted me today, Day 328 Since. It whispered about secret meetings about the Dust Up: in secret places and secret times. With secret people, entities. Not all human.

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Excuse my transgressions, my yard stick is skewed by the lip your face is giving. I don't like no uppity git. Yes, you have to apologize for everything you are going to make me do

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Plus, I was trying to keep quiet to avoid attracting the attention of any ravagers in the wasteland. Some time passed, and I chanced a response. "Yeah, I'm good. You?" The silence

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mouth out with soap from all the swearing I'll be doing as I frantically scratch my epidermis off. So move over, Rover, I'm getting in this flea-dip before I shred myself. Ahhhh...

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were drinking. All in all, not bad for Hell, at the time. The next morning, however, I awoke with the devil playing a sousaphone in my head and some tattooed Buddha's arm across my

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A word too far. If I had not said it... but I did say it. 1 word changed it all. & it didn't. But it did & you, my reader, are the proof of it. Do not think you are reading this by

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Of them all, I think my favorite succubus was Telidtha. She had started out as an Oblate of Ba'al in the backwoods of the 7th Circle of the 7th Hell in the 7th Aeon. She never seem