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the coming apocalyse. Rumors like you would be able to write the apocalypse off on your Federal Income Tax or that lavender suited you or even that the official designer of the

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don't like salt understandably, and meth thorta looks like it. "Could that be the ansther? Now I'm lithping, too." I stared at the slug's rug. I wanted to sniff it for some reason.

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-se favorite musician was Prince, until he croaked. The sexy man-eater cried for weeks when I told her. She'd had her heart set on kissing him and turning him back into a frog.

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Spork because that's the way the dog barked with his runny nose. Caden and Spork went out every morning for bagels until that fateful day when they saw Emily pouring coffee down

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Shred them. Zorro came to fold a line one day and changed his mind. From then on, Zorro shredded only paper documents to prevent identity theft. It was profitable and saved lives.

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, mix them with hot water and butter and claim you got them confused with PotatoBuds. 5. Share your bread crumb with the pidgeons. 6. Sonny and Share. 7. Share in Stone.

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the little girl on the bike ran into me. I watched in slow motion as she tumbled through the air, her braces glinting and her braids moving like tentacles. She landed on a wino who

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my crotch. "Yeah, I got yer club right here," I said, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have kitchen pipes to destroy and a fortune to make." The performers fell silent as I marched to

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as we sat on the sun deck each day and flew our flying saucer type drones over Area 51. Suddenly, we started to retain a public following as people began to notice

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Carmen Electras and Spindle Sharpeners banded together to fight the tyranny of Brine Frankensteins with their Pointed Stones of Vrien's Orchard. But they didn't and the doom we saw