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First the up and down turnaround duck and roll, duck and roll, roll roll duck. Jump! STOP. Wait. Wait, again. Still waiting. Press Start. Press Start. Sound the clarion & light the

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Sometimes, I'll assume he saw what I just saw but when I look back he was looking somewhere else so he didn't see what I saw. I had assumed he was there with me, my shadow.

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I must have been the first fish you caught. I think I see that in your face. The way you are fish handling me won't win you any prizes either. Once your fish is off the pier you ca

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I had finally mastered mimicking the Michmac Paedai wOgan of my youth. I was now ready to replace my younger self in my younger life while knowing now what I didn't know then.

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He was the worst wizard in their House. In fact, if he hadn't been grandfathered in at the formation of the Brotherhood, he wouldn't even be considered a full wizard. Not by today'

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I like to sit in the park between 6 and 9 and watch the student life on this campus. From here I can see the backs of three dormitory buildings and a student union building. I just

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I was afraid of that, that, that whatever it was. I was afraid of it but I still killed it. Kitten. That is what it was. The offspring of a big sabertooth tiger is called a kitten.

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She was picking up her son's dirty clothes from off the floor where he had left it last night when he came in drunk from the Jr. High dance. Then a fat blunt fell out of his pants.

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He leered at her body, unable to stop staring at the Nazi tattoos on her arms, back, and legs, and he felt dirtier than a lawn care specialist digging sprinkler trenches in Summer.

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toes! So where was the other one? I must have been in shock as I didn't feel any pain. Fido continued to nibble on his prize while I hopped around in search of the missing toe.