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Fred used to be a child Ogre who liked lullabys about leeches, and maggots the most. Voles and Moles were alright but they couldn't match the subtle tastes of a fat old glisstening

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core over head again. "Excuse me Mme Lettucia, but in this country an undressed lettuce in public is frowned upon. You are going to have to cover yourself or leaf. I'm sorry I mean

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and Marty fished his portion hanging from the kitchen lamp. Andre appreciated our efforts to make him feel at home, but his head got stuck between the ceiling & dad's stash of

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Anna, a TV producer with After Life Productions was trying to find cast members for her new movie...The Zombie Apocalypse. Make no bones about it, she was going to

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corner and will pick though the breadcrumbs and will take the best pieces to fold into their burritos at Taco Bell. They then market them as Folding Story

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my seedlings to keep them from the brightness of the sun and help them grow into the topiaries they are today! Yet, I finally had to face the hardwood and realize that

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thought he had shot the President. Yeah, I set him up as the patsy also. I was there at Desert One, I was there on the Challenger, I was there when Earnhardt hit the wall. I was

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As I touched the creature's wing I felt a current of energy glow along my fingers and up toward my shoulder blades and from there a pair of wings unfolded. I leapt into the air and

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shot the walker right out from the old man that was using it. "Consarn it, you little tree toad!" shouted the old man, but Daryl didn't dare shout back. That old guy knew his dad!

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might cause one of the blinking oranges she was using as pasties that night to flash out of sequence due to low battery power! But she didn't have time to check it before showtime