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"That never happened. I never gave birth to you. You should not exist. Please woman who claims to be my daughter, send me back to my own timeline, I'm not your mother. She might ha

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but then "Oop!" and he fell into the water, ruining his laptop. I made the mistake of laughing. "Damn you, God!" he yelled at me just before I let loose a bolt of lightening which

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massage before," said Mrs. Dingleberry, "but once the ol' bunghole cramped up I figured it was high time." I looked at her eyes. The pupils were dilated. My old teacher was as high

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The young Russian soldier aimed his gun at the SS man. His finger on the trigger. "Dima" said the officer near him. "He must stand trial"

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eep it warm, and friendly..If it isn't friendly then the MacGuffin won't exude the pollyosis on the tenth, If he exudes it on the ninth, the politicians

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keep their land grab. Everybody got something and nobody is happier than the other which is all they ever wanted. I, however, as usual, had to throw a monkey wrench into it by poin

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only smaller. The crazy man tensed against his restraints. I smiled, worried. Perhaps he had the truth locked inside him... I knew

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Should I have posted a warning that the tiny dog, me, might start talking? Also, you make it sound like I can only talk if I am standing erect. I can talk in any position. So don't

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singing in several universes at the same time until his super reality settled into place. In this universe he was singing. He was singing badly which made him a hit with the ladies

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he has had quite a lot to watch. Forget the book he expected to be reading tonight. "To bad it is night or I might have been able to get a better look at those thieves. Nice guys".