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ability to swallow pride like she did meat. He was just like her, eating until stuffed but never feeling quite fulfilled. He laid on his back, puffing on a cigarette afterwards so

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The clown stared sadly in the mirror as he twisted a balloon into a sword. He pressed it up into his throat as he gazed at his makeup. He was a joke everyday to some snot nose kid.

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Although the casinos of Vegas are more appealing, FoldCon '17 in Kessab would be a lot more fun, wouldn't it? It would keep us on our toes, not to mention it would be illegal for

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viruses will infect your computer anyway. It's a trick they play. Click on a spamproof email, and all you'll get for the rest of yours days is spam, spam and more spam. So many

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The purple kookaburra, however, wanted to know if the albino wallaby had intended to rhyme that riddle. Was it mocking him? Pole and goal? It seemed suspicous to him. He ruffled

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some neighbours over for a street party. They grilled the tomato slices on the asphalt just as Anna Russian Tomato's recipe called for. Mum improvised some roadkill as main course

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It was then that Gilligan looked down and saw that he had Ginger's body! HE was the Gingan! The Skipper awoke, finding his best dream had come true, except for the Gilligan head.

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two demon girl scouts at my door trying to sell me theoretical cookies. "Demons be gone!" I shouted at them, as I preferred actual cookies. But the demon girl scouts only laughed

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eaten by a circus geek named Oofo who ate that sort of thing. Brooke begged Oofo for a job at the circus and wound up with her own Freak Show called "The Disgusting Neckless Lady".

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But as contra-example Roger put forth Psych which very often rehashed that very lack of originality to actually be original by openly being meta about that lack of originality.