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ing with certain death in the view of Duchess Montague. The Duchess was raised into polite society and limits her movements to only a few local respectable families. A carriage

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her phone reception was throughout the building. Whenever then phone went off, I had to respond. That was the agreement. Then, on the last day, I got a message from

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. We then bring in the killer Moles who finish off our enemies with a surprise, ground-breaking attack. The only disadvantage of this is that, due to their poor vision, they tend t

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the asbestos king, Luigi Kaposi. The asbestos lobbyists coughed good-naturedly as the set up their family photos on their asbestos desks and sat down in their asbestos chairs.

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I wondered am I just bored with life or and I just boring? I suppose I could automate the rubber stamping and have a robot determine each destiny. I am not really sure what to

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work in the finer points of my Navy Seal training whenever possible anyways. One time, an albino from Arkansas was perusing my suitcase of cakes on a sunny afternoon, and l

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I began chattering and had an irresistible urge to burrow. My marmot button was just two degrees northwest of my lemur level. Good thing my captors didn't take it that far.

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The ceiling has told me that where they go is to brush the teeth they use to eat the cereal I hold within my bowl-y person. Here, apparently the tooth brush wonders where they go a

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"No, I'm just carrying it around the airport for fun," I once replied to a humorless TSA agent. "You need to check it or do a full-body search& rub down." Oh, a massage! Will you

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While in the employ of the circus, Alfons, and his duck-tumor "Malardnoma" met a woman with a beard where her eyebrows should be.