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Mikolaj was the last survivor of the Royal Calump Empire. 58 years ago, he would tap dance with his wife every evening. They divorced, and Mikolaj never married again.
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His fingers were all torn off, one by one, and spun around on the hot dog rack. This man was a glutton, reacting with hunger rather than fear, and ate his amputated fingers.
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hospital. Unfortunately, their illiteracy also meant they knew not where they were, as they could not read the sign that said, "THE ONLY HOSPITAL IN TOWN." It exploded, causing the
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depleted them of their salmon. "We must get them!" quacked Montgomery. "You have no men. The infiltrators took them all" the young penguin said. Montgomery lost his mind and
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her/him to the restaurant of nitwits. Roger thought Samuel would enjoy this place, yet s/he took offense (as she was a nitwit herself) and beat Roger up with her/his tawdry heels.
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was late. “Damn, where is he?” the Beast said, and glanced at Buzzella. Perhaps this was a sign that he should give Buzzella a second chance. She loved him, and he did not care. So
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Boba Fett, Cinderella and Paul the Baptist walked into a bar outside of Reno. The unusual assortment of individuals orders one beer, and two Malibu Bay breezes.
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the hornet came to frighten the two love birds away from their meal. The ants had their choosing of delicate sweets as the man and women left behind their lunch. The humans ran to
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Guy Fawkes infiltrate the sewer under the building. The bill wasn't going to die on the floor but in the House. Carting a wheelbarrow of C4, and fireworks, he wanted to take his
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as they passed him. Phibe watched from the window as Jack unloaded his truck. Hiding behind the curtain afraid he'd see her in the light, Jack was unloading something embarrassing
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Big foot was very territorial and challenged Bubbles to a dance off in front of the Elves. Winner take all to the last one dancing. Bubbles the crazy clown had some great moves.
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really happened. They tried to lay low waiting for the insurance money but the police were investigating. The police cornered the couple at an opioid den by the bridge.
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"here!" Brian said. ""We can being back any B-list dead celebrity" Mulling it over, it looked easy enough. We only need the VHS recorder from my parents bedroom.
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with your choice of house salad or soup. I really couldn't pass up the clam chowder. After swallowing the 12 shrimp whole, gagging the whole time, I was ready for my soup.
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The cooking staff turned the volume up. The guests could hear the commotion coming from the kitchen. Jen, Varnes and the Chef slided into the dining hall with the staff and danced
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and everything nice. But I the ingredient this dish really needed was revenge. I liked the blade of my knife.
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rence to citrus help mask the smell. As a feral cat, you are unable to use a liter box and defecateall over the furniture. The smell is impossible to get out. So I had to let you
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said my friend from across the table. Battleborn was a brut but loved using the breadsticks from Olive Garden as a weapon to invade Ruby Tuesday's. He insteaded that the rubies
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nstructed them to kill the pet shop owners. Using there unique skills the sea monkeys dismembered the two pet shop owners and began to escape the horrible pet shop of lies.
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The lottery agency beeded to check Marta's winning $34 ticket. When she pulled it from her purse security arrested her for forging a fake ticket as the money was sent to the winner