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Now they are so big that I can't get out my door. I tried to escape through the window, but they thrust their branches at me and apples flew everywhere, bruising me on my head and

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I noticed that the news reporter was also me. In fact, I was everywhere and everyone else was gone. It was just me, me, me everywhere I looked, and it made me sick. I tried to call

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Somehow find a pair to put on instead so as not to look like a clown. Her uncle found her and did CPR. He was worried she would someday forget to fold stories instead of drinking.

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Something about it being illegal now, given the recent military coup d'etat that made everyone's life miserable. It was Mad Max out there instead. I understood and backed off. Then

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The website design and the censors. The latter have been coming after us with meat cleavers, dressed like Lady Gaga, whom we cannot stand.

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Took out their cannisters of spazzeroid dust and aimed at me. I had a teflon shield on so they were catapulted into Galaxy N25. I got my revenge.

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adiction won't fold you, not like you like to be folded. But that is the way it goes when you're in an episode of Anarchy and Chaos: SVU. Sure, your agent insists it looks good on

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Karl the Toe and his Original Time Traveling Party Planners. They were setting an excursion to 79 CE to Pompeii the night before Vesuvius covered it in lava. 500 revelers were to

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was a downright rotter, so I divorced him and decided to swear off football players for life. I decided to try tennis players instead, but they were too

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if he was a catfish on a plate and it was dinnertime. Anyway, my opinions are not appreciated by my fellow workers at the panda husbandry department at the Bronx Zoo, but I have