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commotion. You see because Spiderwoman decided to play this prank on a regular basis, she was viewed as more villain than hero. This did not fly well with

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announcement that the world thumb wrestling tournament was to be hosted in her home town Suzy couldn't believe her luck. She was so sure she could win so she went down to the

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improve his grammar. He knew this because the alien who was ready to crush the moon into his home was shouting "SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH!". So Sam

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Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy..." The fire ants stopped as he rolled around on the ground screaming. "Come on." I said ,"Ant-telegram. Very original."

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found lovers. The shadows though are cold as ice. You can't love them like you can another person. When I left my home and went off into the world, I discovered even

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Heroin. But the crowd of people that impressed just knifed me in the back. So I guess that's why I took up gardening. But the type of person who found that interesting just

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down and out princess. What was she going to do? If she ever planned on a marrying a prince and living happily ever after. She would

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other items to topple over ultimately resulting in an expensive looking vase crashing into the wide screen TV. The fury snot animals snickered & disappeared just as Spot's owner

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your thistlenuts too? Then rub these mongongo nuts on them. It should get those coconuts of yours back down to size. What? You say you tried mongongo nuts? How about Shagbark?

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the slice of banoffee pie that was so ruthlessly taken from me all those years ago. "Attack!" I cried & my battle-ready emperor penguins advanced with a "SQUARK!", which incidentl