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The ocean was acutely aware of the fact of his being there. It wasn't everyday that Kevin Stlanduloid woke up on a small wooden platform in your middle. Adjustments would have to b

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I will float close to another Immortal and find out from them what happens now that there is no NOW. I would have thought there being a universe was included in the idea of immorta

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blue plasticine people sauteed in an eminence front sauce to enhance their luster. Then they would be sprinkled with head lice to add fiber. But really any plasticine people pie is

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the corpses of our genocides on every new planet we come to. Soon all the universes will be populated with my clones and I will be a Monoculture not long after. I just call you son

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Philip Marlowe waded through the knee high chemical clouds that surrounded the Stygian Fields. He could make out an approaching darkness near where the riverbank should be. Charon.

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knew what existed within that luminous, noisy flying orb. That was why it was known colloquially as the blind spot. But though we were blind to it, it wasn't blind to us. The news

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you always find out that you died poorly. Damn, magic plaque! We already knew that. Are you also Captain Obvious. We don't want to know that we shit our pants we want to know how.

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many things that should scare you. Things I won't scare you with by relating them. No, instead I am going to ask you to scare yourself. Right now. Are you some kind of Stlambuloid?

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Not eyestalks exactly. More like tentacles that end in something eye like. Mr. Octopus called out a smooth audible, alerting the marshalls that something was up. Annual Reviews are

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but never mentioned it. It had been three weeks and she hadn't once mentioned the new job. He figured he had lost the right to bring it up after not asking about it first.