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One, the Fuhrer sang, mimicking James Joyce when he violated the silence policy at the Dublin National Library. The sky responded by dropping footballsize ice pellets on his head.

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"Very well Sir, I will cancel your whiny hiney. Could I order you something more appropriate? A trumpet or a noose?"

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I recommend drinking Mississippi's Concoction from El Dorado. Unless the cat that scratched you was a Stygian Sphinx; is so only the Waters of Lethe will help you, and then not muc

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They get darned out of existence with special needle and thread - or they used to be. Now, socks get thrown out, like everything else. People are so wasteful! Shame on us sheeple.

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Blackout the roadside billboards that were offending social justice warriors. There were 632 of them. It took a long time to find enough material to cover them completely.

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but I all ready know the recipe for Clamato!" Zeus stared at her blankly, being unfamiliar with Clamato, himself, but when Athena made him a Clamato-y Mary cocktail he could see

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announced that when time began again everyone would find it and read the partial remnants and determine that the great gods wished he world cleansed a commit mass suicide. Now he

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As well as the needfor more safe zones. Dr. Dog offered colouring books, apple juice and Legos as therapy. Dr. Cat offered her mousing service for those suffering from musophobia.

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Family was going to move in December 1st. They included the entire clan, since this was no ordinary house. It had been designed for sea monkeys by sea monkeys so it had extra

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The perilous waters of folding stories amidst the demand for logical content even the minions can understand. Folded stories are not like that! They are the best way to circumvent