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So I went to the bank and got some cash, cash, cash, then I went to the store and got a whole new stash. Now my hiney is shiny and I'm glad, glad, glad that the angry old sore aint

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would continuously haunt them for at least kindergarten to college? Melatron instructed the populace to follow his edicts, which included but were not limited to: no decaf,

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Charlie would steal chasing-stick-hoops to fuel his marble addiction. Susan had already lost three hoops to Charlie, and he simply couldn't afford another substitute toy.

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Horror stories were folded into a lovely storm cloud, while mysteries were in the shape of a lightbulb. Fantasy was in the shape of a long flowing dragon, and adventure was a

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ister Jeebus Crust onna Stick get the flashlight," she scolded Daddy Shadow. Mama Shadow lurked in the corner, pouting prettily. Becky took Brother Shadow by the hand and smiled,

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," Doctor Singh finished, and snapped the book shut with both hands. "What did we learn today?" He asked his interns. The crowd shuffled their feet and eyes uncomfortably.

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n when I tried to get high off of hemp. The lack of oxygen had me as dumb as someone who thought they could get high off of hemp: which was a benign product with no intoxicants

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and smash my jaw against the asphalt. A sharp sliver of agony ran across my face, electric in intensity. I lay stunned as the police grew closer

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air travel. Steve and I moved to Portland, Oregon, where we started a nonprofit brewery. Our famous beers had fun names, like

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u need to call on Darkness your old friend. Ask him to help you remove your brain from Xanadu, it's obviously doing you no good there (or here). Nana! Why do you have to be so mean