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your thistlenuts too? Then rub these mongongo nuts on them. It should get those coconuts of yours back down to size. What? You say you tried mongongo nuts? How about Shagbark?

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the slice of banoffee pie that was so ruthlessly taken from me all those years ago. "Attack!" I cried & my battle-ready emperor penguins advanced with a "SQUARK!", which incidentl

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A collection of humanoid fruit bats formed a long conga line. Each one was offering me a different kind of flavored yogurt. Soon after that came the nuns wielding

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But you were sure of one thing... those mossy leech thingamabobs were dangerous. Visiting your grandmother's house was perhaps the worst idea you've had since that time when

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Ahead warped factor bizarre Lt. Shoeglue". "Aye aye Capt Joseki". As the ship made the Hyperbole jump to Foldspace a plot anomaly caused the protagonist to change person. I grabb

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involving molasses and dryer lint that I use to tar and feather my fingers if they ever dare to sully my writerly reputation. But my lofty standards cannot be enforced among the fo

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is back to front, inside out & upside down all at the same time. In such an instance Frank would grab Dog by the scruff of his neck & juggle him, along side two sharp implements.

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"Tabitha Crew" Morgan Chalmers began, "I appear to have bumped my head." Tabitha replied: "Oh yes. Oh dear, it appears to have left a red mark on your forehead." Just then a giant

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Because without their heads they could prolong their life only through them. They were said to have a special green thumb capable of making plants grow faster

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My kleptomania in respect of people depicted in billboard signs started when I first got given a life size cardboard cut-out of Mickey Rooney tapdancing from my drama school teac