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I couldn't be Thorough, or Whitman. But I could inspire someone out their to read for at least 30 minutes. That was the amount of time it took to figure out my writing was crap.

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Unforuntately our conglomerate gundam got his hinny kicked so Cho called out "Gundam disassemble!". I ended up in the shrapnel as they skuttled off. That's when some Jawa's got me

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t side of life broadsided you. Ladies, surely of southern persuasion winked and twirled their parasols at you. So you & he crossed the street. You doffed your hat & your bro Tyrone

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His foresight was a little short but he sure loved to hang out in the back." The Fuzzies were now super sloshed. "I remember good ol' bowl cut. Man that guy got around." Some of th

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around all 4 castles that Borges had all the mirrors destroyed because he was (gasp!) a vampire! Could it be? In Argentina? A boy named Mateo decided to find out! One night,

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the stoated were slowly becoming emstoatedl. "Stoat!" Shrieked TV's favorite personality Oprah. She wore the beard of a goat. "These stoat victims are frolicking in brake shoes!"

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Kicking and screaming she smashed the pork chops out of Chef's hands. He responded by smashing the blunderbuss down across her head, but Miss Piggy rolled away with the reflexes of

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"Perhaps more mystery than.... holes?" He added. Manatee seemed bewildered and possibly dehydrated. The morse code was old and ponderous, like his shoes. His hips felt heavy and st

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romoted above the broom and the three-pronged trowel. I gently applied my nightly bleaching powder to my tooth as I pondered rakes more. What, I thought, really, is a rake?

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a rap god, he was brushing his teeth as if he could scrub away his shame. What if she had left? What if he had said no? Larry couldn't stop replaying that night over and over in hi