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B&W footage of college student in Paris in the 1950s. Wearing a beret wrong. Known for that beret. Identified by that beret for domestic violence against a fortnight and a pudding.

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aculately coiffed. Huron Ze called for our top celeb squad. It had never occurred to any of them that one day they would be working along side Huron Fucking Ze! Adept in a lab &

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he & Govinda had rode their ox, Gretchen, through the yam fields calling themselves Maharashiis of this & that. Bhoti Hohti was always trailing behind them because of her breasts.

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evices having been ruled not to be sexual paraphernalia, he still bad about giving one to his baby sister to take to her prom. So being called bareskin didn't even register with hi

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Sing Sing and Det. Manatee was going in undercover of night. The chains were for backup. They each had a school of Sea Monkeys hidden inside a hollowed out void. The bad judge pass

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Det. Manatee & the Sea Monkeys were in the studio recording a new song for their agency's youth programs. It was supposed to be about how being a detective was Super-Coolericious.

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He threatened that it was 10:53 PM even though it was. I didn't know. I wasn't watching the clock all the time. I had better things to do. Like scoring mamacitas for Det. Manatee's

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A darker dark greeted me today, Day 328 Since. It whispered about secret meetings about the Dust Up: in secret places and secret times. With secret people, entities. Not all human.

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Excuse my transgressions, my yard stick is skewed by the lip your face is giving. I don't like no uppity git. Yes, you have to apologize for everything you are going to make me do

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Plus, I was trying to keep quiet to avoid attracting the attention of any ravagers in the wasteland. Some time passed, and I chanced a response. "Yeah, I'm good. You?" The silence