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The hum was first. It impinged on my calm causing ripples of disturbance. Resonance waves were created that coalesced into Archangel Gabriel. "Big guy wants to see you." "He's God,

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They sent Dr. Moodle's Poodle into the subway with 1000 rats. The fart pill not only leveled the rats but peeled the rust off the tracks,too. Success! Rust removal, pest control,

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ing the sheriff down & the barmaid up. They'd've headed back home, had the Indians not arrived. But their casino beckoned, & Prof. Loomis considered himself Rainman, so he & Custer

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By Royal Appointment. I read it again. By Royal Appointment. Yep, it still read "By Royal Appointment". That was definitely his name in gold embossed letters, they even included th

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So I am hiding from the sentences. They only want to give me information but I don't want it. Their information is dirty; it dries out the skin. I know grammar got to them already.

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"Hey", began Flea, excited, "we've both dabbled in acting so why not get the whole band to act as if we have a hidden funky monk. If we act it just right we'll make it real. We can

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nateeveeandphonedevicewithdata. Instantly Jherek's dispatch was in front of all the eyes of Policy Bureau and the General Secretary President Prime Minister. "Choppy is not good."

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Soul lacking lacking due process due process a lacka lacka do. Or nah, it's your banana but avoid eye contact. I'm telling you. Avoid it. Like the plague. Yeah, the plague avoids m

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"I don't know why you couldn't have just left me with Grampa on Mars. I had friends there and I wasn't the only ginger on Pluto. They think my soul lacking is the same as theirs.

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So they entered the melee. By this time both sides were covered in mud, blood, piss and shit. I am not sure that each man I made thinner or shorter that day was the enemy. I hope.