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The one that got away. Bucket 10. The Sure Thing. Bucket 11. Everything that didn't belong in this bucket. Bucket 12. Her smile in all lights and shadows. Bucket 13. [RESERVED] Buc

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Lady Godiva's entourage turned out to be a Legion of Demon Angels. The song she was singing inside the cathedral was a High Invocation. It had been translated from Enochian into En

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this depiction of actual events as they happen and you are there. Those noxious fumes you are smelling are real, this is how it is, you might have already started gagging, if so pu

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Lavender was everyone's favorite centerfold. No, she never actually posed nude, but she was always the model chosen by patrons of the Town and Country Fantasmatron. So clean and

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The problem was, chicken stock isn't supposed to rise. "Who the hell put yeast in my crock pot?" Little did I know that this was the key to uniting universal consciousness.

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I just realized that when I saw the Behemoth's crimson molt that I had just become the 2nd Crimson Witness. This Behemoth already had 3 Crimson Molts, today it is four but my 3rd.

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questionable merchandise in this dog forsaken town a second longer than he had to. He suddenly remembered in the bone what his daddy had been trying to teach him about woodcraft.

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I was joined by my cousin Schlomo, who claimed to speak their particular patois. After a bit of grunting back & forth Schlomo had determined that the Gafelta Fish of Gold was in

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but she was grabbed from behind and swung around. It was Terry Richardson, the famous photographer. He demanded his syringe back or he promised bloody murder. Miley forked it over.

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"So you think your a hero do you? Well do you? here put on this chicken suit and tell me if you think you're still hot stuff. And get that piece of Sh!t out of my driveway!"