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don't you sigh.../ One of these mornings you're gonna rise up toasty / There'll be tulips, ad the grass'll be green/ But 'til that morning, gotta bundle up tightly / with frost on

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We fought back to back, backed up to the back of a bookstore. Our backup didn't show, so we had to back away slowly before sprinting back to base. That was the last time we backed

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their car into the concrete barrier. They considered changing their band's name to the Crashes but quickly rejected the idea. Anyways, Daniel was just inches from the peanut butter

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left with no other alternative but to blast her way out. I'd be too busy with my ferret love to dig her out of the collapsed tunnel, and she was running out of air. Mildred found a

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poured from the vehicle like clowns from a clown car, waving their breasts and blonde hair. "Are you being serious?" Martha griped from her automated wheelchair. "What kind of

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-r Uranimus didn't understand that I was a vegetarian and in danger of eating my spinach heart out. "I can't water it, Doctor Uranimus," I said, "I want it to be my salad!"

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m to be uncle to Tony Soprano then Uncle Junior, and nobody was as crotchety as Uncle Charlie--But the luckiest uncle was Uncle Joe because of all the petticoats he got to fondle.

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his way merrily skipping and whistling--quite frankly, I believe it was The Girl From Ipanema, but, then, again, it could've been Jumpin' Jack Flash, and told him to not do crack.

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were starving but kept their manners. They knew it was uncouth to eat off the floor like a dog. Not even a delicious looking butter pie. I pondered briefly to my shame of allowing

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And while I write this, it does not mean to imply anything beyond objective speech and objective image, and our 3D plus time time. She is looking at your spotlight. She grins.