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to a flannel-wearing lumberjack and used the proceeds to bury my sorrow in Boston Cream Pie and a fifth of 7up. That's when the dame with legs up to here walked into my

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the cylindrical apparatus that spun at 4000 RPM for six minutes before releasing the babymaking juice into the Rube Goldberg machine that took 84 steps to simply deposit the fluid

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y what the pointy end of the mouse does to a Brazillan Wandering Spider in a clinical testing environment. It would be no surprise if the researchers were nominated for an ig Nobel

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the ministrations of nerds. But for their sweaty, asthmatic countenance, they'd be our Google glass-wearing lords. My son scratched the "gl" off the logo of my pair. "Google Ass,"

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As the office lamp of destiny predicted, my work as an accountant quickly became much more stressful and I tried to function as normal before quickly burning out and resorting to

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Squeamish, she scrammed. Sam surreptitiously sneaked, stashed, swallowed several scrumptious snacks, soon sighting seven silver spoons.

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the walkway. She felt strangely lopsided. A cute guy from work noticed and pointed out the problem. Someone or something had deflated her right leg. She suddenly had a craving for

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accidentally twining the thread to a noose.Theseus grasped his future kingmakers in pain catching his foot in the noose hanging upsidedown.The minotaur grasped his horns in exasper

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He decoupaged the walls with the receipts, had the socks bronzed and planted bamboo shoots in them. Life would go on. Or would it? He began to have shooting pains in his spine.

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2" "1" "Blastoff" said the Inaccurate Aviation Pilot. With a face full of insects Kate really wished she been given a window seat as the rockets blasted into the air but employees