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Wife #5 just rolled her eyes & said "You're credit limit is pegged on the platinum card. I bought a Lamborghini." Dr. Drinkingstein's clone said "Are we done playing Doctor, Dr.?"

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I am trying to give nothing away but the truth might as well smooth the path that lies before me. That path will be dead to me. I will spit every time I hear it's name and twice on

Shabadu666's photo

Not shuffling papers agrees with your complexion as does that mote. It is a huge blind spot preventing you from seeing the real you and how complicit. The end of the line bears no

seinundzeit's photo

Listing possible album names for our new hit mixtape due to drop in June.

LordVacuity's photo

Ok Jenkins, you are free to go. I apologize that you had to spend 3 days in the drunk tank for a misfiled case file. You were misfiled as a duck. Anyway just pay the J Walking tic

LordVacuity's photo

SPOT ECHELON: 1, Veronica 2, Betty. 3, Archie. 4, Jughead. 5, Reggie. Clydesdale enjoyed his first day as the new 2nd assistant mop boy at the Pornorama over on Collingwood near

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I'm not your Oompa Loompa/ I'm not your Oompa Loompa/ and I'm not your Oompa Oompa Oompa hoe! What you see as interest is far from applause where I stand. Judgement, even.

LordVacuity's photo

Totally foreshadowed by the shadow on the wall in the 4th fold. I know you went back there just now and finally noticed it. Now you think you know where we will end up in the last.

St.Molecule's photo

Kicked Romulus & Remus to the curb, went around the corner & collected her friend Bessie, the she goat who weened R. Kelly off of borscht. Together, wolf & goat, are up to the task

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The gentle, yet pungent aroma of the rosemary overcame them, the lovers of white sheets, almost as if by magic. They doffed their sheets, unfettered now, into the dark clouds.