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Ving too fast and crashing the car. This was not worth the headaches involved. A taxi arrived and Sam went home, then crashed. When she woke up, there were 636

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The coconuts containing invasive species were sent to Australia in a giant horse statue, which The March of The Purple Palms had purchased after selling an expensive cactus.

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He took out the jeweled knife, and swiftly sliced cheddar cheese into thin slices. He then cut a loaf of bread into perfectly equal slices. "Told you... Making sandwiches is a good

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said questioning the Genie.

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was still young yet Wilko was to become Earth's first Jedi knight and donned an "evil" grin to others when they just passed him there, with the thoughts of "why should we even care

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like referring to the African American woman as "sister," but when in Rome. The "sister" said now when you answer these baillif's men question you have to do so in the form as

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"Ooh,freaky",God remarked."How are you doing that,Bob,with just one arm?!"Joe was dazzled."Dislocate it again!""Nah.Let's see what God can do."God cracked his fingers."Alright,here

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a pill to stop her migraines. "I'm not scared of the dark!!" said the explorer shakily as he clutched his shotgun tighter. "Shut up." said darkness. He jumped, and ran in the cave

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his chocolate milk and drank it. The toxin would "liven" things up if you catch my drift. He woke up a week later, to find that his cough suppressant was still unfinished. "AGH" he

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be of no interest to you,whatsoever.""Why would I want to see that?",I asked.The prof didn't respond,dragging me towards to attic.That old fool.Alas,I had to indulge him,buy time.