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,which wasn't half bad as chip dip.Course that was only after Mr.Snooks was among the formerly fluffy.He felt it was the right thing to do with world hunger & all.OctoMart had free

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wove into a dhoti and hared down in my gown. Gandhi would frown. "Get outta town with that silk gown!" he'd expound.But I want Lord Krishna to see, I'm dressed to a T, Sporting a

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The gathering storm of world war preoccupied him more than ever. His black dogs returned and carried gifts he could never pass on. The first black dog said, "Hiya! Here's your

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ccosted by the media for not being the first to drive a mouse so fast. Steve Jobs really wanted to be the first to drive a mouse so fast that it would get sent back in time

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She'd read Libya was among the happiest countries In Africa.Hillaryous had her secretary book tickets to Benghazi.She knocked back a kamakazi & wrote in quillpen on washi "Dear Bil

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soon crashed to the floor in a heap after the 3rd penguin landed a right side kick straight behind his neck. All three penguins were fighting over a

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The radio boomed, "933 LIVE, gets you talking." Mr. Cheetah muttered obscenities under his breath and rolled in his bead until he heard that the riot had just moved to his street.

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had two tickets to see the obscure ice-football competition! It's El Salvador vs. Niger." What?! I didn't know Aunt Irene hated me so much. Those kind of things were

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He knew how to forage and find food that was simply there. He also knew how to hunt and cook wild birds for survival. There was a sense of being in the void-unconfortable for most

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"Well, uh... Pandas are cute, I guess. Then there's also Kung Fu Panda - best movie evur!! Heheh... oh, and, um... did you know they're also black, white AND Asian? Mind. Blown."