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Instead I'll float through the netherclouds here on planet Dastreil. I'm on ectpatrol with the ospry fangs deployed to pick up and of the nutrinos left by the miners.

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wednesday because it's "hump" day which stopped being funny like a million Tuesdays ago, but Bob the Dog didn't care about being fresh, heck no, he let his tongue waggle on his

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that were online. Those were the worst. The psychologist snapped his fingers and said, "Jango! I have an idea." He beckoned me over with his calico cane and pointed right at

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And then I fart-sneezed. My nose hairs finally emerged as the golden fleeced serpent heads and they looked at his tweezers and hissed like swords across ice.

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The policeman looked at me funny. "I'm not taking you to a bar. I'm taking you to jail for being drunk." I tried escaping, but he tackled me and put on tiny handcuffs on my hands.

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disgusted at how we sliced our cheese, and got our produce from China, instead of local farms. Jamie Oliver would have none of that. He strolled into our kitchen, and slapped the c

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I should start with how I got elected as president in the first place. It was 2017 & Trump was president. I was wearing my vote for Pedro t-shirt & was in my 2nd year at Clown Coll

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Chaotica is gonna whoop my puppies real hard!" Proton was his name now? That only means one thing, he's still a petulant lump of ass. I said, "you can carry gravy or snap your

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But there is an as swipe on the B train. A really loud as swipe in fact. He chortled down the

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Did it Rhumba? Could it crack an egg with one hand? These were questions I could put to the many-eyed thing once we have gotten over this awkward moment. Visine! That would