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ed Warranty. It's not like you can get a refund." I sighed, not wanting to admit my beloved quantum universe simulator had outgrown the Amiga I programmed it on. "But Linux is

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put a hand on the droid's domed top. "You got the juice?" He asked. The droid beepled, passing the cloaked figure a flask. "Nice," he said, "I've got that Degobah Dank if you're

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Dana White's stream of poor ideas only worsened. After PUFC failed, Ultimate Lobster Fighter debuted to the criticisms of animal rights activists and Dadaists, his two target audi

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the secret ingredient: the 808 synthesizer. Chef Magnus robo-gasped - his opponent this round, Toshiro 888, surely knew this hardware intimately. Kaga bit into an iPhone and the

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the owner of the quarry was not pleased. "If I grind your giant watermelon into bite-sized pieces," he said, "melon-pebbles will mix in with my candy quartz. Cleanup fee applies.

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He donned the hat. Immediately he felt its powers activate as he pictured his dream lover, who appeared in a swirl of reconstituted atoms. "Let's kick it up a notch," he breathed

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evolutionary algorithm, sorting out millions of dead-end quantum LHC designs per second. Soon the Doktor's machine started feeding out ticker-tape & dinging. Hmming as he read it,

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look for a towel to clean up the mess, you remember the closet like everything is covered in plastic sheet. "I did this in the totally wrong order." The butchery school homework

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and had to let the boquet of roses fall to keep scaling the castle wall. "For me!?" The hideous mermaid squealed below as the prince entered a window. Late for a date and empty-

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a failure, the whole endoskeletal civilization depended on our success. An amoniak sea swashed below & Capt.Toruto's mandibles loosened their grip.Two boatmen beetles skated below