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Funny how eternity can come around and bite you on the ass like that. That should have been on the brochure when I went in. Or out. At this point, I don't know if anything is real.

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"You mean I'm doomed to repeat the same sentence over and over forever?" asked Tippy. "Yes" the Wizard replied "Both of us."

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Wilma, who was now seen as an outsider. Wilma had tears in her eyes, "How could you?" "Not sure," Fred replied, cracking open a beer, "I always thought I was more a Mary-Ann guy!"

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Sure he was a rake who thought he was a plow. Sure he furled some furrows. He still didn't deserve that nine fingered hoe. That lopper buddy of his doesn't help the situation eithe

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It is no, "These pretzels are making me thirsty", but I don't even know what these cookies I am eating are. They are somewhere between a goldfish & a mild mannered simpleton king.

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lean into the dry pun he was having to pretend he was making. They were clearly real eyes ripped from their sockets. Then we get a close up of the sunglasses. Logo flashes brighter

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For instance, this one time Sticks blew up two orphanages pm tje south side of the republic. It turned out to be good because they were all future Hitlers. That is what the govern

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burning the ass that made an ass of you. By now Eva was in full babooska mode trying to cool her burnt buns in the kitchen sink. Boris tried to help by turning on the hot water but

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"Sure, Sirs, let me get my manager for you.. Oh wait, that is me. I'm the manager. This is my tour company so I must be the owner as well. I am as well as controlling interest."

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He resorted to dropping it down into first person again. That was me. I found that I was easy to talk to. I had similar ideas myself. I almost always knew what I was about to say.