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PurpleProf was clearly overtaxed by academia if she thought this 3rd line was going to be any better than her's o,r from the sound of it, the first. We are hostages to our mileu.

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Plop! Her eyes jumped out of her arms head and sprinted away

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Combing My Tooth, a tragedy in 3 acts, a comedy in one. You will be surprised by which. It isn’t the one that you’re thinking. I assure you it isn’t the case. Your case must have

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I can't leave this open like this. It will haunt me until I don't remember it anymore. Which I won't because it will haunt me. That is how haunting works. You remember the fear and

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I asked the Dragon Eye, "where the money go Bro, where the money grow? You know I never forget a money. Without me, you got nothing, Honey.

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Hey, those were just flashes that you just saw in your mind. It might a heart attack. Probably not. But it might be. If it is a heart attack, please stop reading this and get help.

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I went surfing in search of a dividend, I found out that word could be badly spent. I spent all my rent on Gwen in Ghent who turned to be a gent named Trent, also from Ghent. So we

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Marvin the Martian's K-9 unit was spying on him, Elmer Fudd, and Wile. E. Coyote on behalf of Bugs Bunny, The Roadrunner (Meep Meep), and Daffy Duck. K-9 sided with the animals.

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aphed the offending ditty and plastered it on all her social networks with the hashtag #ColorfulArmenians and it went viral. Within an hour the Armenian Ambassador was calling the

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"Kevin, this is the last time I'm telling you, go eat your dinner or I will throw your console game away." "But mom, I was just about to confront the Archmage of Detroit over loot