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My Grandfather always said,"Я трахаю твою мать, потому что она шлюха!" Unfortunately, I don't speak Russian. Nevertheless, I took his words to heart and let them guide my life.

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into somebody's bathroom. The wall, actually. Ouch! I looked around to see WTF. The grave had become the medicine cabinet. Aha, the source of the razor blades. Somebody was coming.

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kept away in droves and wisely that was. Still, one could say that Marty flourished being homeless and dressed like a Regency rake. His concern with waffle batters, though, wasn't

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When he looked into the kids drawing in the little girl's dream he saw himself inside a little girl's booby trapped house that looked like a kid's drawing who sees Freddie Kruger u

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The kitchen learned not to send the pretty ones as food bearers as they quickly ended up without a head. They now only send out the frumps. Who cry because they lose either way.

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old song that people who can't conceive of getting caught sing when they get caught. "I've been meaning to travel to different dimensions but work & family keep me busy" in B#. You

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The gnus were not really sure what that meant, but there was sure some talk about it down at the old watering hole, I'll tell you what. Bruce Springbok decided to write a song abou

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Wedding night." He did, but he missed his old wife. He decided to dig up cadavers with similar features to his ex, and use his new cadaver as a shrine/doll of the corpse he missed.

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But enough about me. Let's talk about you. Remember that time you were in Greece during the volcano? I was working in the shoe department at Macy's. I still dyed my hair back then.

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