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Blasted was so accustomed to imprisonment in towers that he continued to live in them during his bouts of freedom. Was he insane, a political prisoner, an inconvenient heir? He had

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Time passed and opportunities came and went as vengeance simmered in my gut. For a time, croissants went out of style and I had to invest in their renaissance to carry out my plan.

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that was boiling in the kettle. Without it, they would not be able to survive the journey back home. He desperately needed to get back home. There were so many people that he

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100 zombies, in unison stand, raise your hand, salute, at ease, sit down, relax. Relax & wait…wait some more. Lots of men and only a few women. Iron-fisted Reds; a few Blue Libs.

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into the fertilizing tube and on into the baby-growing chamber where hundreds knocked but only one was admitted. This apparatus incubated the resultant zygote until

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That's how we keep the kraut and limey population down, down under. If they'd rather die than drink our beer, that can't be helped. Serves 'em right for sticking us here in the

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"You've got some 'splaining to do!" "Oh Ricky..." I began, as forlornedly as possible, "I didn't mean to slaughter your entire band, it's just that I wanted a chance to be in your

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is the lonliest letter you could ever do. X can be as naughty as that, it's the naughtiest letter since the w... Yeah... Y is the most questionable experience you'll ever have...

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He leaned over her; his blend of senatorial perspiration and Old Spice fanned her enough to cause a sneeze, [not a huge one filled with saliva and food particles], a tiny sneeze.

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the USSR. No, not THAT USSR, but the Unbelievably Stupid Shit Regulators, a global organization governing ATA (i.e., All Things Asinine). As such, the 2nd Dark Age was marked by