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The diner was closed by the Health Department. CDC even called in a Biohazard Team to clean the place up. The seats & tables were covered in vomit, shit&piss, & contaminated food.

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"So you see kids, your mother and I were in a pretty pickle. We got away by me pretending to be your mother's pimp. It was all pretend though." "I didn't pretend. I still have $100

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Then Suzy looks straight into the camera and starts singing. Excel, Excel, Excel, please don't take my man just because you can/ Excel Excel Excel I'm just flesh & blood, Excel/

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The chamber's routine was interrupted when a portal opened above Archmage Pleoties's desk and Mage Conan Drum fell out of a barrel of fish onto the desk and Archmage Pleoties. Pan

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on vacation being a beret in France. I have a permit", he said & pointed to a yellow flag flying from his lapel. It had today's date & a reason code. It expired at midnight. Sombre

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He hated it but not as much as the banker from that universe suddenly finding himself living the life of a lumber truck driver in this universe. "HELL NO! NOT AGAIN!" The prank wen

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forward as she collapsed, her life force slowly leaving her. She desperately tried to talk, but no sound could come out. Her tears started flowing just before it all ended for her.

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said: "So you are the guy. I can't say whether I should be shocked or happy to finally meet you." There was a defiant tone in her voice, which was even more awkward than her looks.

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cuteness. The Autobots sincerely hoped not to stick out in the veggie patch, unaware that Farmer Jones was already on the phone with the FBI:"I am NOT crazy! Starscream & Frodo are

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and balanced it on my labra, the hot wax dripping down. Abra-cadabra! (a *POOF* of smoke) The coven held their breath & peered into the darkness. "She cometh. She's here."