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By the end of the weak I looked like a skinny mole deprived of sunlight. How ironic. The only thing to comfort me was the fact that my pride looked comparably bigger than last time

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. I realise, I can't expose him. In a strange turn of events I've fallen for the cereal killer. It was Chef Gustavo! I blamed the fat man instead. Good. The crowd seemed to buy it.

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Usually, people are happy on birthdays. Not me. I lie awake at night thinking... I've just stepped a year closer to my death. I'm scared of dying. Terrified. How will I finish my

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Onsense terms. Larry was fired and banned from whole foods for life. Onsense was new workplace jargon for doing stupid things. This was almost four years later.

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Georgia became a famous painter and made enough money for her retirement Her nephew stayed silent about the whole thing, under strict instructions.

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King Barfur, a known barfer, barfed in consternation. "Manchester?" he said. "United?! Outrageous!" Barfur knew his livelihood depended on the separation of Manchester City from

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I sort of remember, sorta, that it was hot. I had to wear a jacket. I was seated at table #11 with 5 other people I didn’t know. Then I shot the keynote speaker in the key of dead.

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I knocked the cardboard box over and there was the rat looking at me with his beady eyes. Sizing me up even through the pain where the trap stick had broken his spine. Maybe it did

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"Do I need to know how to play Whist? Because I don't." Suddenly a shadow turned out to be the Govfather. "You go with him Donny. You go have Vladamir's back." Donny wiped a tear

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Skeletor was calling him at his home number. Blimey! Ross didn't answer. A skeleton couple lived next door and were interviewed by his cat, who made a good psychotherapist. Buttet