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gave Tim a succulent kinda glow that got me 'n Joe salivating. We never cooked nothin' like him before, so we googled "How to cook Tim" on a live forum.Minutes later, police sirens

MadWorld's photo

I told Lola that I wanted to move away from North Soho...maybe to America...possibly to Hollywood. In her dark brown voice, Lola, told me he'd follow me anywhere.

Futique's photo

My chicken and pickle juice in a crockpot experiment was a success. This meant my plan for world domination was happening; it was live. I would start to recruit using my soup and

SlimWhitman's photo

Well, I've never done this kind of thing b'fore. But a demon's a demon, and if it's inhabiting this robot, it'll be driven out I say. May the wicked spirits

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sixty seven? Doddard,its sixty four! But I'm sixty six already & don't call me a doddard toothless hag.Says the hairless liver wart collection! Your memory's like the Albert Hall

Dhanithecat's photo

He did his business in the forest, then resumed his work. The cats buried it, like usual. Humans were strange creatures, unable to use litter boxes.

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On the feast of Stephen. Bungalow Bill was a good Cook. His onion soup honoured his mum, The Onion Queen.

LunaSta's photo

there is a deep wish in our hearts. However as we are humans, we are all weak to greed and

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hi are you my senpai

tinybox's photo

I think a lot about unimportant stuff, things I have no control over, things I cannot change. Also dumb stuff. Mostly dumb stuff.