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It was a slow news day but the 24 Hour News Cycle didn't stop. A bored Politco blogger heard about King Kong Jr's rebel kitchen utensils and blogged about Mobility & Rebellion. She

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the other Folders noticed until the pseudonyms started bickering with each other across various folding stories. Often with folds not even remotely related to the line they had inh

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she didn't know was how to clean her husband's Superman union suit. Clark only had the one. He had been wearing it everyday for over 30 years. It stank. Even under Sears clothing.

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Do not go gentle on the shampoo or tomato juice when you've been sprayed by a skunk. Look, I enjoy the smell of a skunk at a distance but honey, you ain't getting none tonight.

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One of these days, I swear, I am going to start a villanelle on FoldingStory. Not this time, clearly, but one of these days don't be surprised to find yourself folding one.

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The grey spread to her heart. It settled in just as she was taking her seat in the back of the bus. There was very young couple camped out on the very last row. The girl had her ha

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"Burn baby burn, it's a disco inferno" I heard in my head.. I smiled; I inhaled

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The sea monkeys had laboured day and night to build it so it met building standards. Det. Manatee and the chief declared a truce. They had no choice in the matter, really.

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Gudrun donated one before she died. D. H. Lawrence did too. Now I have no one left to ask. The Ministry of Transplants called me up yesterday. Mr. Doolittle asked me whether I was

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The Butterfingers stood up and shook their fists. "Why do we always get blamed for people dropping things? It's a crime against candy!" The Mars Bars rolled their eyes and sighed,