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felt, perhaps, that I belonged here. Just another oddity being odd with the oddities of Tod. The smell of moist peat told me I was nearing the old woman's desk. The fog couldn't

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Our own countermeasures were working against us now. We thought we had worked out the perfect solution. Of course, part of that solution had been giving the machine some sentience.

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Gonzo, the company's last medic. Then he jabbed himself with the weaponized anthrax and jumped out of the plane. We didn't expect he'd deploy his parachute. He didn't. Symptoms now

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Damn it. What was the Boss going to say when he found out that our lead smuggling ring had been foxed by my lack of rhythm? He'd been mad enough when I'd cost us the dance-off, but

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ee whiz, I really am a hell of a guy, aren't I? Considering the Goddess lady's feelings like that? But if I had hoped she would be grateful, I soon found myself sorely mistaken. "I

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Well, that and which snakes'll kill you if you're bitten. And which men'll kill you if they're bitten. And which plants'll kill you bite'em. The Old West isn't for bitin', lad.

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layboy bunny, or whatever the pirate equivalent was, anyway. "Awrlroight then, John, milad," the Captain drawled, "djou ave any ideawl what that thur wotsit is fer, then?' I paused

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doorway over there," I added hastily, sensing that my friends wanted less opinion and more pragmatic fact. "Er. Not that there is anything wrong with being a Hedgewitch, by the way

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get going now, you know how it is, the wife'll be complaining, I'll just get on my--" the man stopped, shrinking back as the huge Robber Baron crumpled. "My son! He is dead?! No! I

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erself a shake, dishevelling the light dusting of snow which had settled on her coat and hair. "I don't know about angels, but it's macaroons that give men wings,' she said coldly.