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, or suffer further rhyming torture a la faux Beatles. I didn't care for a hey or a diddle diddle, nor was I ever a piggy in the middle. I was Jeff, and I had a corduroy suit which

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had only ever worked in the best of times, and it all went back to a reality that had no use for him other than to create a fractured life. Still, he inserted the keycard into the

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, who, once aroused, were forced to erupt, to KILL or at least accept a sacrifice &GUBA was the sacrifice! The Princess ran amok, past her father, & flung herself into the volcano!

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pursed my lips, crossed my arms, looked up at the ceiling & sort of lollygagged away from this entire filthy situation. My boss noticed something wrong. "What's wrong? Why are you

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These are the rules: 1) White=the absence of color, humorless, unable to see the forest for the trees, redneck. 2) Brown=low-down, filthy, scandalous, you don’t know me to judge me

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I’m not sure why I am rambling on, but…is there a point to anything that goes on during the Age of Mediocrity? All you need is no morals, a lack of talent, and a lot of money.

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kind of connection between it happening and me screaming "YEET", because when I scream the magic word I loose control and this weird thing happens to me over and over. I cry for he

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Every single time I get out of my house, they all run a way and scream: "That is the scary witch". And all I want to do is talk with the youngsters, I just feel so lonely and ugly

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I shouted: "get of my sodding driveway!!" But it seemed that it was already too late, the bloody teenagers made a huge mess with their brown doodoo, and they ran off.

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was the one making $5.26 a year with its Kindle books? "Thou vain, self-involved mirror!" I said, to test it. And sure enough, that phrase turned up in its 18-page historical saga,