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Mace Spice was the leader of the New Spice Girls. They called her Suckerpunch because if she got a hold of you it felt like you'd been suckerpunched. Her mother invented dehydrated

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father, of course, as with razor blades and matches. But when Demian brewed those white young mallard feathers, he tossed in his favorite crayon, the color of the sun. The moon

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would soon have new hills for the bicyclists and weed to rival Hawaii's. "Dad, maybe you should let off some steam. As for me, I'm all about the fresh flow and it's burnin' up the

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But it was too late. I tried to accept that Sven actually preferred microfiber to cotton sheets, but the day he brought two yappy little dogs home, I went into a fugue state and mu

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the polyamorous marine mammal to view his options. Dr. Derriere proposed grafting a pigbutt worm to his backside, pink & babboonlike. Then Det. Manatee busted in on a sting op

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and the null fold inducer that she cobbled together from the mess hall garbage, up through the psionic band moderators that had been recently added per a fleetwide directive. XO5

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that since I bought her a new baby puppy it was okay that I'd eaten her old one, which was pretty swell of her. Superbarker Jr was less understanding. He got up in my face and

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fully informed! Wouldn't want to enter the afterlife with no idea of how to be my best dead self, right? So, I was writing to see if you had any pointers on

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could finally tolerate the sight of frogs, or being in the presence of frogs, after he interrupted their fading orchestra with his own voice. “Oh Tom the toad oh Tom the toad...”

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nemesis, Captain Dugong. Cap. Dugong enjoyed lording her position in the Police Pod over Det. Manatee and used her power to interfere with Det. Manatee's cases whenever she could.