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t out by the odor of puppy kisses. Chernobyl 2; you're there! The Russo-Chinese conspiracy to enact World War III, & you're there! I'm asleep in my room and you are there! Get out!

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ways liked the scent of pine. It was a conundrum. By the time Angus buried Enos, the squad had moved on far ahead. The Communist army would defeat the equine invasion. There wasn't

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to use your turn signal, stop at stop signs, and not use heroin. Why did following common sense safety rules make everyone mad at him? Herb liked the toilet seat down, but Talia

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dissolved into a goop. The kappa did not appreciate the tengu using their head-bowls to eat their Coooooookie Crisp from. They had them polished for the grand ball the tanuki were

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stove with Dinah. Meanwhile, on the bullet-hole-opposite-side of the world, they got lost driving around to shop for puppet heads. They would need a crane for the ugliness man's

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playing their reindeer games. Antlers brushed antlers in the snow-crested night's tepidity. "Donner, party of nine!" The reindeer jovially entered the restaurant to throw Rudolph a

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It was the recipe for Jesus' waterwalking sandals, a Joseph patent original and family secret. He wagged his tail. As soon as he finished making himself a pair, he was going to

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"It's Betty," he said, lowering his arm. "Sorry, I'm meant to be in the drug rehab therapy group." "Third door on your left," the proctor said. "Now, Disco Clown Etiquette 101. How

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too hot-headed myself. Man, was that hard to do. But eventually the angry boiling river slowed to a simmer. I was finally able to sautee my feelings again. I added a little spice,

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was stricken from the alphabet for its rude entendres. Alphabetti Spaghetti had to be recalled from store shelves. "None of this 'pee pee' business!" said Oprah Judy, dictator-for-