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right. I did. I slept with your ancient mother too!” While he was down, I poked him in the eye; I bit off his ear, spluttering blood and bawling, “I’ve slept with everyone ancient

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“All right, story’s over; lights out, goodnight.” Before the father could shut the book and the light, a falsetto voice spoke up, “I can’t sleep not knowing humanity’s fate.”

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It was raining on and off. The electricity was barely audible. He was confounded that Walter would carry his pistol inside his bowling ball bag. That was not good for either.

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irregularity relief?” The godlike creature leering from the bottle label looked like Morgan Freeman snorting x-lax from a toilet bowl while shouting, “The cocaine of immortals.”

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the bonds of earth, the Minotaur spirit attempted - unsuccessfully - at goring Theseus’ temporal body. Theseus felt a slight tickle, turned toward Princess Ariadne and exclaimed:

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— I mean barrooms floors — to get to know Kim better. She intimidated him, even making him stutter in his thoughts. But then, she

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witness Ian Anderson striding out of a giant bowl of coddled ostrich eggs, roaring, “Lets bungle in the jungle,” and then playing psychedelic flute solos only understood by Batman.

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something he had done in life, so why not now, in death? "What are you selling out of the cavity of my friend's corpse?" I asked the termite. "I have some human jerky here that

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"How can you possibly guard my spirit when you haven't one of your own?" I asked the coach bot. "Simple," it replied, "I am not distracted by a soul of my own." I drank the thick

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For a battery-operated lawn mower to 1) cut evenly across lofty, dense grass. 2) propel itself forward across bumpy, mountainous landscape. 3) operate silently & economically,