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Staring at own his sleeping body, the man wondered if he'd wake up after so many hours, with his alarm clock still beeping loudly. Still, he couldn't force himself to wake up

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himself down to play some poker with his pound buddies. Aunt Lu objected to her dog playing poker. She didn't like him smoking cigars and drinking whiskey either but she looked the

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gimlet-eyed winks and pokes into our ribs with his filthy elbows. So what if Wanda-Sue and I were lisbons? RODney was prolly jist errantated cuzzen he weren't getting none and we

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but he seemed to be taking his time returning from The Land That Time Forgot. So one windy day I opened my magic bumberchute and escaped the prison walls. "Goodbye, Scary Bobbins!"

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President Rabble-Rouser was in campaign mode; he went Don Rickles on his rivals; he captivated his base by performing a mix of Jerry Lewis and Norm Crosby: I emaciated the slaves.

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Karen’s wanted to go to the prom in a hearse; she’d get her spooky Uncle Stanley to drive it. With ghoulish yelps and screams playing, we’d climb out of a coffin & steal the show.

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But what he has in mind will make your skin crawl. Within his eyes our lives are lost, within those seas our ships are tossed. What, I ask you, is the cost? Will the crops survive

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"What will it be ladies?" Lloyd asked. "We'd sell our souls for a beer." Your souls are no good here." He chuckled. They found themselves dressed in blood drenched burlesque gear.

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The great white would have preferred to been swimming but he had to wade a bit to get some Chinese for dinner, he would. In the ocean it is almost always fish, fish, and more fish.

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& wearing too much makeup. "Sorry fella, I got blinded by the glitter." She almost pretended to be offended. I'd caught him up to no good often enough. This was a different ploy.