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make a full body death mask of her. "Maternal Unit, we don't even know if this will be your final form." She hated being called Mother. Calling her Maternal Unit was a warning.

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Peaches again.

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"And that is all she wrote." "Then who wrote her suicide note?"

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You swiped left and that has made no difference. You still accidentally beheaded your date. Why does this keep happening to you? Will you ever find the right garrote proof throat?

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orange Tang-like persuasion and the pork claims to be kosher & halal, and lead free*. Your eye immediately flew to the bottom of the page to find the footnote the asterisk denoted.

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Consider this moment, right NOW. You and I, Here Now. Me on this side of the screen: you on that side. Both of us Here Now. And now it is gone and we're left with a memory and NOW.

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was palpable as they watched the landfills pile high with unopened Moose Cola cans. It was referred to as "The Uncoola", but the hobos that roamed the dumps soon developed a taste

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I turned my back on them and tucked my little fabric tail under myself as I crept from the alley. Through my puppy-head eyeholes I could see the world opening up before me. There

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gaudy clothes and ostentatious homes filled with pricey but tasteless furnishings! The Imperial Apes turned up their jungle music and danced with glee at our diminishing returns.

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Did they indicate that Jack was bleeding? Glasseye's strange cubic perception was interfering with reality. "Did I cut his throat?" Glasseye wondered with horror as he watched the