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another star brand on the arm. Jimmy was a smart boy, so the teacher was running out of unbranded skin on this arm. She thought about what Jimmy had said about Abraham Lincoln as s

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for his amazing dive down the old lady's gullet. But the spider had grabbed jalapeno oil instead of olive oil, and as he tiptoed over her tongue, she gave out a great shriek.

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-to an alternate universe, where babies from every nation were dressed in rabbit furs and squatted about upon a vast, frozen lake, ice fishing for fresh, cold binkies. "Anything

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as far as we would be able to tell, anyway. This year I had volunteered to organize the International Marmite Festival. So far I had arranged for a pool of the black and gloopy

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"Don't do it Dominic, da davis duo will drop ya dead as a doornail" his partner shouted "but returning those plastic bottles is the right thing to do!" Dominic said, "come on mick"

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do it for him. "Ok but dis is gonna hurt you alot more dan its gonna hurt me, mac!" I don't care. he said, claw my eyes out now! He sighed in relief as the blindness set in

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Ok, but I believe that fan reality is officially known as cosplay, at least the fans like to think it's real sometimes. "No I want fanfiction, and I want it dirty!"

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"Living on the crust of the Earth, that is, on the surface of the Earth has its challenges. I never knew that the majority of Earthlings lived underground in nine more "circles"."

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Why are we paying so much money for National park land that just sits around!? He shouted. We're only enabling it! It needs to learn to sustain itself if it's ever going to grow

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It was then that the performer realized there was no one else there. They had merely been talking to another fraction of themselves. Well what do you think fraction #43869?