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-s lips and began making a motor sound. Pappy got up and chugged around the yard and Sister Girl done 'bout wet her pants a-laughing. Mama said that was enough, there was work to

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I watched the shadows of the trees pantomime a picaresque tale of how cavemen decided what the constellations were called. Thraagk thought Drunmkkof was using a line from Sirius B

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Jack would be less testy if he didn’t have a debilitating rash on his backside. If it had been anywhere else (not including the private bits), he might have been more supportive.

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After spending twelve years in a Georgia prison for giving a black woman a bottle of Dasani and a granola bar, Cyrus chose to knock on the Governor’s door and went back to prison

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One of the problems one might face is having a face too big for one’s head. It happens to everyone at some point in their life. Or more rare, the head too big for the face.

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One of the problems one might face is having a face too big for one’s head. It happens to everyone at some point in their life. Or more rare, the head too big for the face.

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how I liked it. I’m not saying that works for everybody. But it doesn’t work for me. But also, it is where I am at. I make due and try to find the treasures in a fleeting life. How

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retold the ending with the sleeping bag at the beginning of the story. Put it that way, I sound like the asshole of the story. I know what you’re thinking. “There was no sleeping

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one could forgive sprouting extra tentacles. You had complained at two. But they gave you more alien yogurt and you cried out in ecstasy “Bring it on!” They now want to add mouths

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One of my wives and I were getting out eat on at the local Mustard Hut. Our dinner was interrupted by a shout. “Caliban, stop the waiter from blowing my brains out!” One 100% trip