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showed them! Yes I did! I loaded every one of my honey-glazed-ham-and-pasta-sauce sandwiches into my death cannon and blasted them all to smithereens. Make fun of MY sandwich

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to the store when all of a sudden she accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension where she was surrounded by some aliens whose faces looked kinda like Jamie Farr. They

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A job at the end of the world. A salaried killer for a big petroleum company. I don't know why I did half the things I've done, but I know this is where I belong. Surrounded by

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he said "roger that. Over and out." The day after that I called him and he said "your call cannot be completed as dialed." Then he called and imitated a fax machine "…boop? …boop?"

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*Are you crazy? I don't go down there to get slaughtered by two Jedi... Send the droid.*

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was in no mood for any human contact, so it swam to the deepest end of the tank, lay there passively and stared skyward. When Mildred kicked her legs, the shark panicked and

Rebbie's photo

I use my toes said the armless wonder winner of the 3026 Special Olympics for basketball. "Cut, that's a wrap," called the director. "Miss Mattee May you were a wonder just as they

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Be clean

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his sketchbook. Brutas the ape was eternally frustrated due to the lack of real girls around in his neck of the jungle. He could only feel relief by drawing his dream girl on paper

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I applied the ginger to her heart. It was not enough. I sent Rhee Rhee to the corner balti shop to bring me all the ginger they could spare. I didn't expect that to be much but I