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"We all did, just now when you brought it up just now for some reason. What does a vegan vulture have to do with the Water Use Projections? Tom, are you having another episode? We

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After 7 months of no peace of mind to be found in New Yorkk City, I heard murmurs in the attic about a small piece of peace of mind rumored to have been lost in Central Parkk. I co

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Or so he thought. One day somebody somewhere somehow for some reason, decided to grant him a combination wish. He was an astronaut stepping onto a virgin planet. Every step he took

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I couldn't do it to the peanut. Not after what it had just been through. So I tortured the language. A language I thought I knew. A language I now knew was full of equivocations &

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A loud squawk alerted her that she had a visitor. Without thinking she went into Momma Mode. They hadn't even hatched yet! It was a hawk, offering her a still warm mouse. She ate t

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I got lost in the pronouns. It must be because I haven't had breakfast yet. My fast has not been broken. Going on 19 hours by accident. I can't pretend my meds broke it, I haven't

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but it was out and without an opposable thumb it was unable to spark it on it's own. As much as the humanoid wolf hated Bogarts she couldn't call her on it because he needed her to

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But gambling wasn't my forte, so I headed to the nearest pub. That's where I met her. The burnt toast left a black mark on my pocket. Her laugh was amused, her eyes curious and she

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But not all. Those who dwelt in the shadows, only appearing by the light of the stars, rejoiced at the death of the sun. The pale denizens of darkness crawled from their lairs.

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tistic critiques, which she posted on her DeviantArt journal on a daily basis. All the witches of the coven followed her and waited impatiently for the next savage update.