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"Go careful!" the hot pocket yelled. "First you manhandle me, then you try to eat me, then you drop me! Christ on a bike, George, your mother was right about you!" George sniffed,

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Say what one might against Dr. Oculus, I appreciate that he does his experiments on us in his charming and well-kept solarium. My crewmates do not share my optimism or gratitude, f

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that baffled the pharmacist:"What doctor has such awful handwriting?!" He dutifully filled it & hoped for the best. But when MRT37 took his meds later, his mettalic wang began grow

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rlock regarded her cooly:"You mean nada to me. That brew I handed you is the antidote to the roofie you just imbibed." Moriarty fumed:"How's an arch-criminal supposed to get any?!"

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the epitome of the open truth. Not afraid to say whats on his mind, even when the social situation is not appropriate. "She smelled funny anyways", remarked Kevin, without a shame.

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I never had the certitudes I claimed. But I could sell it and sell it is what I did. The people bought it up in spades. Soon the gifts & donations started to add up to something. I

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Turning a swamp into a cesspool seemed like a good idea to some people. After all, the effluent had to go somewhere. Not in my back yard though. The City claimed "eminent domain".

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He was discovering that becoming a cult leader was hard. He read in the cult leader handbook for dummies that he was in a stage 4 unlabeled region of thinkspace. He needed a cult.

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so that he, the zombie formerly known as Jesse, could eat. Each time it ate a brain it remembered it had been Jesse. Before long, it found brains were wanting in this neck of the w

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escaped from his beak. That was enough to have Herb jump out of his skin. It went back in but under protest. Then Herb saw past the man’s crow face & saw his Venus tits. With no ar