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hurry up and go for the play before his wife start getting hungry because last night they were talking about

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keeping your finger in the dike lets you know how cold the water is." I have to say that right then in the middle of the storm, with the rain lashing us as it was, that I didn't un

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m vrroum it said as it passed me & went after the other pilgrims in front of me. The unmanned motorbike's wheels suddenly sprang rotating blades as it approached them from behind.

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"Yes, you. You fit the victim profile perfectly. Too perfect maybe. Now march on down there and get yourself hired. We need you on the inside to be our eyes, ears, and noses." I wa

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and out of touch with Vending Machine 17 and The Beholder. Blasted couldn't think of anyone else he could call on to share a firepit and spill blood with anymore. These new bucks

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her cat, Dinah with a goldfish's tail wagging out of her mouth. The cat jumped down from the cupboard & ducked out the back door leaving behind Enochian glyphs in her pawprints. Al

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Squishy Toy. Most people at first seem to think that last one doesn't sound that loathsome let alone the most loathsome. They think they've let it go and suddenly they're getting a

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Hurricane Asp sounded scarier than Hurricane Cat5. That made it sound like it was not even afforded a name because it was an expendable role. Who is would see a show about Cat5? On

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Sad Ladies" was playing on the transistor radio that Eeyore could swear had never been seen in the 100 Acre Woods but for some reason wasn't quite sure about. His Small Brain was

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I paced, anxiously, unconstrued in my attempt to seduce my landlady--seventeen years my senior. The large Hawaiian pizza wilted atop my microwave, dripping pineapple juice upon