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in our bear traps. Usually we didn't get the chance to ask, since the feral girls had long since chewed their Prada sandals off and escaped back into the swamps. But Breana hadn't

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member. While the witch doctor was out, a strange little girl named Greta sneaked into his hut and stuffed her face with the Plenty candies. They were not Good, but neither was

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Today Dereq heard about a girl who was born in a volcano. She wasn’t afraid of anything. Dereq sent her a box of mistletoe. Not 10 minutes later his original Moto starting buzzing.

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gathered what remained of his cabinet and lit it on fire. Of course, him being him, he did it live on all platforms. The Z-Anon zealots saw it as a vindication and sprung riots and

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I read my DNA at breakfast. I discovered that not only was I missing the commitment gene I was also missing the clown gene. That explains a lot. Especially that row in Quantico.

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John realized he was single handedly creating a new genre: toddler horror. Imagine π•­π–šπ–‹π–‹π–ž π–™π–π–Š π–π–†π–’π–•π–Žπ–—π–Š π•Ύπ–‘π–†π–žπ–Šπ–— but with the Rugrats battling Lovecraftian menaces.

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β€œIt’s not my boots”, his girlfriend lied, β€œit’s my rubber underpants squeaking, because of my incontinence”. Stunned, and grimacing, he leaned in close & sniffed her for urine.

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Which roughly translates to "I am a baby, therefore I am everything", which is just what a drunk philosopher like Descartes would come up with. After he awoke in the vineyards,

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Having a surfeit of nothing beyond my ability to contain has not turned out the way you imagine it would. It all started when I was ejected from the pirate brotherhood for decorum.

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& pointed her out. It is very important you clean the brain shaped vacuum in this women’s skull,” Dr. Wussy told the vacuum cleaner. Then he brandished a coupon at him. β€œExclusions