"Hey," I said, "what's the matter, eating fritter makes you fatter." The babysitter's mouth opened wide. A full marching band was inside. The bassoon opened the tune, but the oboe
I once saw a cow. I often do so now. I mean, see a cow. I just saw one right now. I once knew a gnat. Did I mention the gnat was fat? Because she wasn't. So, if I had, I was lying.
The end is this. This is the end. The end of this tale. A tale of woe. A few joys, yes, but mostly woe. Those who lived through it had to endure it. This is the end to all that.
I had to strangle the cereal bag’s neck to get it to accede to my wishes that the bowl be filled to capacity. What about safety concerns is it yours? The milk will even things out.
Diogines actually said "You reeka" to everybody else who wasn't bathing with him in his hot tub. Newton said, "I have seen so far because I have peed in the ears of giants". Hegel
each night to work at her corner store. Memories that stung him now that she was gone. His transgressions were coming home to roost and his daughter had been the first casualty.
has the potential to love infinitely. I myself have never taken that last step in loving infinitely but I've been to the edge. From there I looked down. You know I lost a lot of fr
sacrifice I am making. In order to serve the Lord Satan I must maintain my chastity. This man tests my resolve but overcoming temptation for Satan's sake redeems me in his eyes.
I heard it again. fweqf. What the hell was that? I sounded like it was coming from my desk. fweqf. There it was again. I walked across the room to the desk to look. fweqf. Opening
wasn't a good guy, but what Lemmy lacked in moral fiber he made up for in gab. In 1945, my request for him to be my spiritual mentor was fobbed off. He knew how to turn me down.
