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Motivation was found dead in a pool of its own blood. The funny thing is, it can't really die by its own hands. Paradoxical suicide. It was murdered a la the Orient Express. Fading

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She hated the looks she missed. As a tear-stained, bone-skinny youth, she had been happier than she was now, with two happy marriages in her past, and a happy courtship progressing

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lyache as much as I want, but I'm definitely not a memoirist. You may blame me for anything from nihilism to post-Impressionism (even witticisms are acceptable) but I am blameless.

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up on all sides, and nobody knew where to look. The ads were getting bigger. "What should we do?" said Elizabeth quietly, but she was drowned out by the nefarious advertisements.

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"That's what I was going to say." "But I said it first." "Well, do you know what?" "Of course I do! Do you?" "What? Of course I do!" "Then what is what?" "Well, I'd have say what's

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, and he slowly choked to death. With his last not-breath, he gasped, "I've never played Mario Kart." With that, she knew she had made the right decision.

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You tried to spin yourself some makeshift wings, but they were nowhere near as colorful as those the butterflies had. It was a normal day at your web, when you saw a caterpillar

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was a risible success, with many a discourteous jab at the coast guard. Our nautical ventriloquism caught the attention of Somali pirates and senile delinquent cruise ships alike.

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taxes were at an all-time-high and all us wizards were feeling the burn. I re-chanted my "sanctify wallet" spell just in time for my next eight-hour rest. I curled my lizard tail

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If what he wanted was a slave, he should have read the Terms and Agreements. Not to mention the Privacy Policy. Nothing about slavery was mentioned there.