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The tiny handwriting said, "thanks for releasing my flesh eating virus out into the world you FOOL!" I dropped the capsule and watched in horror as the sand began rotting my flesh

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the saying, “Don’t buy too tight pants or your bum will fall off.” He hadn’t believed it at first until he had to get a botox treatment for his missing arse. “Curse those GHS pants

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the traveling caravan had to offer. Nothing special really, just a little flea circus and a regular elephant sized one. The caravan offered me a lift to the airport, to catch the

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. That doesn’t have anything to do with the spider, but I was just reminding you in case you forgot. Next reminder is in 5 mins. Oh god. The spider’s legs are twitching! Eww...

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Apparently you need a permit to fuse hydrogen into helium and that requires a massive amount of paperwork, so now they were stuck being a glorified office clerk for eternity.

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Still, the cast tried to do as asked. At dress rehearsal half the cast sullenly practiced their braying while the other half tried their best to channel 'Napoleon if he were tall'

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puts a damper on everyone's mood. Thankfully, someone offers you an oxygen tank, but now that you're conscious again, you are capable of feeling embarrassed about your wet pants.

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He was our second wheel and we were his. Awkward dinner dates, here we come. But we were still nights, even if we were no longer one. He could never change that.

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"See, Fairy Godmice rarely spawn to humans. So, I would get stares from my peers, if I wore friendship bracelets with you." it said. "Of course." I said. "Friends keep secrets."

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-e I was branded as a beast of burden and made my way into town, where the cat-houses were for those with only two legs. In the distance I heard a faint moo-ing, and knew I had to