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The last time I saw him he was flying away with the Air Wing. That was 1979. I heard through the grapevine that he had moved out to the Pacific North West. He bagged more trophies.

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Oh, my brother, Scott Randolf, has run away to the Foreign Legion de Planet to take the blame for a crime that never happened. Of course, right now, I don't know that. I find out

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I hope The Last Remake of Beau Geste is not the last remake of Beau Geste. Where's that movie or TV show? How did the brothers find each other? Nothing happened? There's a show.

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I remember Potter Stewarting her in her Ginzberg.. Then getting Trumped in my Scalia. WTF!! Who invited the Executive Branch? I looked around for some more Sotomayor. They had all

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She was far more concerned about the Voldermort penis. "AVADA KEDAVRA", it screamed, smothering the room in a bright green light. Volders ripped free from his host, and left

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Massacre. Nobodies shoes in Brookline were safe. Toe stalked the streets, hiding under cars, benches and betwixt unsuspecting legs. At night, glowing eyes appeared from drains

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,fascinated, what would happen if she sat on a plaid sofa. "Well, there's only 1 way to find out!" Chamelea giggled &plopped down. "Here, you sit with me!" she said to the salesman

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verage 3 times a day, which explains why he turned his back on a vicious dog after having equated his fingers to one of the dog's favorite foods. The dog now saw 10 sausages just w

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I tossed trash into the dumpster, which annoyed an irate raccoon; fuming mad at me for disrupting his scavenger hunt and fuming mad he couldn’t escape his jockstrap straitjacket.

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One of the robots beeped back something about Lady Lovelace being my mamasan. "Oh, and does that make Babbage my daddy?" A robot drooped its oil. Nobody ever owned a dis like that.