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aren’t going to believe it…” It took me a second to mix the picture and sound; everything was a bit hazy. “A woman with a nylon over her face took the Ferrari and the 200k,”

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deliver themselves!” I could have collapsed deep under its evil syrupy spell, but I was too witless…no! you can’t make me! The evil clown face climbed up out of the pancake and

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sighed resignedly. "What do you mean? You absolutely crushed it!" Mel vehemently protested. The other AGT judges agreed. Simon said: "You stomped on your own brain- no one has EVER

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suggested, "Good marriage counselor, like Boris and Natasha have." Steve was shocked at her sudden bad Russian accent. "I thought I knew you," he said as the borscht boiled over on

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Dale was left to die at the beach, with the waves soaking his broken legs. He watched the vast early morning sky and saw a flash of a shooting star. One last wish. Just one more.

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again, the mob would have to stage a lunar landing. I especially missed my capo, Carlo. On the plus side, my beard grew to epic dimensions on the moon. I practiced braiding it

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It was launch day eve and I was feeling a little woozy. Two and a half years of instruction wasn’t enough to lessen my fears. The journey to the brink of disaster was perilous.

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A hush fell over the interview room and the faces of the hiring staff turned white. The company boss turned to me & hissed:"You like…TURTLES!?" It turns out when he fought in Iraq

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Many, many moons ago, when the palefaces tried to treat the indigenous people as equals; when they shared their wine, women, and song with White Crow and He Who Wrestles Barenaked.

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Without pulling any punches—which is challenging when you don’t have any arms—it would be extremely good of you (enormously respectable) if you wouldn’t disrupt the flow of my tale