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Lady Cecilia, for one, had her head tilted to the left almost a full 90 degrees. Major Rutherford was using a pair of fluted glasses like binoculars. Reverend Hellstrom could only

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a bit skimpy on the tofu. Those crab cakes and their awful seaweed frosting had me hoping for a rapture with a view." Flameboy finally noticed everybody was looking at him oddly.

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-ation review today. And his PO hates him. He'll probably recommend Jericho go back and finish out his original sentence. So cut the brother some slack. You call them rants but I

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We found some kids at the park. Nobody seemed to claim them. We waited around long after we wanted to leave to see if anybody would. We thought about leaving them our camping gear.

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shotgun (to make sure it was loaded), & the axe (to make sure it was sharper than a pile of rocks). While she was away, I opted to spit the ear, I had talked off her, into the pie

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A 50% tip is admired. A 60% tip guarantees you a customer-of-the-week hallmark card. With your generous tip, the going concern letter on our restaurant's front door means nothing.

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"Why can't I die?" Oma Jojo the immortal orangutan signed to the attendants. "What happened to the standing hairless people?" Ajra47 signed, "We love you. We will provide whatever

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High on eggnog, the cats purred Christmas carols made prevalent in the dark ages; a time when lutes and flutes resonated down empty hallways from dusk till dawn, 365 days a year.

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He tried to navigate as well as he could. Perhaps she had some Catwoman on Batman fetish? But any scenario involving the word "toolbelt" would pollute his alchemical process. U

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All those topside monkeys screeching about injustice while turning their gazes elsewhere. And then Sproing announces that "safety was never their business model." The Kraken needed