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"You can't have played before. Nobody's ever won. If you'd played before you'd be dead. I don't play with the dead anymore and never in this game. Lying at the start is not nice."

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He wasn't for sure going to drink it NOW. Now was not the right moment to drink a CRAP ALE, "The ale that made Endor Famous". That must wait until after he felled another tree.

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but being Blunderbirds they couldn't just stop. One of them had to lay a blunder. It was Porthos, the Butt Blunderbird, aka The Mauve Blunderbird. He skid into the mine's detonator

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"I'm in the queue for quandary. I think I wore the wrong shoes. Did you know that … " "You're in the wrong queue." "Excuse me, I'm on the phone! (can you believe this?), I'm quite

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"Thank you Sir. I better get back to the scene. John Q, I'm embarrassed to admit that after all these years I forgot your last name." "I forget myself, Sheriff. It's Public. My pop

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Have you ever been doing something, like, I don't know, pouring orange juice when you suddenly realize, "WTF?! I'm really pouring orange juice! This is wild!"? Yeah, me neither.

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Kevin Blake felt bad watching this talented woman. Because as well as she could belt those songs out all he could see was how much she looked like Katie Owen, the internet camgirl.

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"Was it a magic coin or something," one of the guys in front asks: making him the Mark. "That depends or what you think magic is. I'll tell you what the barkeep saw. His debt being

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with his fancy Agricultural degree. It still meant pig shit for his wife. She threw down her bouquet, took off the ring, gave it to her new husband, & ran away with Oxy the Geek.

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The auteur met them at the nave to question the garish sheep on it's repertoire for its Abbattoir Open Stage Premiere. The pig's "buddies" jumped from trying to kill it to fluffers