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I had just been hired to teach a course called The Philosophy to Crackpot at Princeton College in Harvard Corner, Montana and I was driving out to find a place to live. Just outsid

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Notice, I said crockpot, not crackpot, of which i am no longer entitled to claim as my title. I also threw in some carrots, garlic, and potatoes. I don't know if I will add any mor

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He was sittin on that slop jar hoping & praying for his bowels to move. His bowels to move. His bowels to move. He was sittin on that slop jar hoping & praying for his bowels to mo

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I've had a lot of work for the pickle jar today. I hope I'm now coming down with something.

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What a delight to eat a chicken and pickle sandwich. It is best when the pickles are room temperature, not cold like they just came up from the morgue. I used white bread, I'm not

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creating problems. She's suddenly all about making problems."I don't want to be a problem, I want to be that problem's problem and his horse's problem. You see my problem with that

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I looked around. I saw right away that I was being watched hard. I knew I had mistakenly walked into somebody's rumba. Since the color was flashing clear I knew it was escalating.

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Carl looked at Dickens blindly and said, "Is it? I wouldn't know because I came from a Bleak House where Little Nellie was remembered. Where Pip was a Gentleman, no matter who pai

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meandering that might include tickling the ivories all Helen's and a drink in the back with the thin folk. Waking up two days later to find that I'm might have married another em

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I felt a shiver at the front door. He was back. Had it already been 300 years? My little brother just got out of Tartarus after serving 300 years for killing & eating a Siren & a h