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Lacey sighed and waved the plastic spoon in her son's face. "Come on, Gerald, eat your Brussels sprouts," she said, nudging his closed mouth with the spoon. "Up yours!" he shouted.

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The cruise was merely a cover for the true purpose of the trip. Emily was travelling through the Plastic Ocean to conduct top-secret research on the rare pod of plastic megalodons.

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minds him of Amanda - he's still getting over the break-up. It's messed Lord Embry up pretty badly. He still cries whenever he sees a battle-axe. But you didn't hear that from me!

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One evening my bong-wife insisted on sleeping with me without clearing it in advance with my night-hubby or Sports Bud A, who was also our cartographer and scheduler. We nearly

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"Well," I surmised. "No use in wallowing in it! Anyone up for a quick game of 'Mind Your Uncle's Undercarriage?" Everyone groaned. "What?" I said. "That one's quite mild!"

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"Welp, now, I reckon there's what's right and then there's what's you kin gets away with!" Honk honk honk!! "Awwww, hell. That there's funnier than a hound dog ridin' on a blind

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Ain't it funny sometimes when you're tryin' to think, you look out ya car windows and whattaya suppose? Here's this guy, in his car, who don't even blink, to busy pickin' his nose

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"Foist of alls, don't call me 'kid.' Cuz I'm like almost 39, ya rat fink. Second of alls, it ain't none yo biz what I'm sniffin on, buddy -- ' like yo shit don't stink!?"

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Uh...you're gonna follow my compact? Whoa. Gotta say, not for nothin', as threats go, that one is really kinda weird ya know? I mean, you can get one fer like, two bucks at Walgree

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ose that's ok. Take it." The Hungarians knew you only needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. "Uh. Yeah! No duh!" said Kevin Spacey. Who said that? No one. Who is Keyser