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Donald Trump in the shower. Really, nobody needed to see that. It was only fair that the Witness Protection Program offer a new life. But time itself was a fickle thing and soon

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Cat Hell was ruled by Lucipurr, the fallen one. He was a slinky black cat who melted in and out of the shadows, watching with suspicious orange eyes. Occasionally he teleported up

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'You are a fool. I have helped myself to your treasure. Have a terrible day.' He scoffed and scrunched the note up into a ball. "I'll get my revenge," he swore to himself. He began

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then it makes for an interesting alternative to capitalism. At first I didn't know that the Fae traded in emotions, and I gave too many away. These days I'm thriftier with my heart

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Little Donny lifted his leg and pissed on the kitchen cabinet like a dog. Tim and I looked at each other. "Donny," we said in tandem. I wrote his name underneath the other four.

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ade no difference where the reflective surface was. Titch the gorilla was the Narcissus of the jungle and simply couldn't bear to look away from his own reflection. She sighed and

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Considering the island is located at the centre of the Bermuda Triangle, I can understand why. But it means that there are far less wrecks, and therefore less human flesh to eat.

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"Greg," John said warmly, clasping his hand. "It's a pleasure to meet a gentleman of such refined fashion sense." Greg blushed and pulled his hand away. "I must interview you for

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The intoxicating aroma combined with his deep love for her made him swoon, and he passed out on the floor of Barney's Beanery. He awoke in the E.R. "Where is she?" he asked the

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"Ei-yi-yi...," she exclaimed as the spelling police lead her to the gallows, "This certainly puts a damper on the party." But the others argued that it had only made things better