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's cat. It was about that time when Egyptians started hating cats, that Prince Ahmed swore to protect them all. He became the Superman equivalent of the cats, saving them from the

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160 years. Since there were no historians willing to look at the two skeletons snogging in the grave, the Duchess and the Valet were not identified until another 10 years later,

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Everywhere he went, folks yanked their curtains and screamed at his PSYCHO scent. He would often lift his nose up from the ground and tell them it was pronounced SY-CO not SY-CHO!

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an was summoned. He was in his bathrobes; sipping his morning tea. He looked incredulous at first, and asked me how I had found a way to summon him after he banished the old ritual

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The Wiccans, not ones to be outdone, soon came up with their own art to deflect questions. They called it "Avoiding Responsibilty-fu". Only a rare few were black belts in avoiding

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Tony gurgled happily and proudly showed off his brilliance. Louise was shocked. To accurately create the work of Picasso in the middle of the road took some magnitude of skill.

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movements and worried glances graced the place of residence until Amburo further reassured his neighbor that everything would indeed be alright. Baby steps, my friend

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back and her multitude of fangs nearly flashed. Lin wanted to eat her Bieber and have him too, but where were the soulless Bieber clones? Her starving anguish, the painted streets,

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itzer tanks worked... with force! I rolled over Erin like an invading dictator and ordered her to surrender the details of the shift. "I only work the night shift... I swear!" she

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The pampered jury looked at me with disgust and readied his tennis racket. He flung it into the air and bought it down like the hammer of justice he was; the ball was in my court