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Revolution had begun. Her landlord thought she was losing it, then started throwing things in the kitchen and she suggested folding stories as a better way of self expression. The

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burn the building. This caused the people to panic even more until everybody had a heart attack. Unfortunately there were 30 survivors, the 30 survivors were the annoying ones too.

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pounced on them. Pappa squirrel lost the grand title of Pappa. After weeping for a good 3 days he ate the corpses of his young lings and became a cannibal.

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She marched all the way to the Valve headquarters to plant a bomb. In rage she murdered EVERYONE in the building. She began hunting the makers of overused memes across the world.

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clock. And on the door, I supposedly heard a knock. Did I forget to lock? Tick-tock, tick-tock. This was no time to be speaking in rhyme. I walked outta there like a zany can.

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The limo ground to a halt, windows lowered, and Ikeelusonabeetch's men opened fire with tommy guns. It missed 20cent. His lit butane-soaked rag found the hash oil stash in the car,

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. Just up and vanished. Most unlike Bill, he was always just around. Kind of like the various strange smells that wafted through this creepy hotel. She figured it was about time th

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"Oh, hello there, tweeted a tiny wee bird...it appears that you have dropped your basket of eggs!" Looks like one of the blue eggs is

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attempted to cut the Cherry pie into 6 equal pieces, then suddenly, unknowingly a cherry flew out of the pie and

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, but alas, it was useless! The offenders had a grossingly large tongue that slurped away the creamy pastry, and considering all the options left, she's now a damsel in distress!