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I was born to be socially distanced; one look at my gnarly toenails, flabby gut, protruding appendage unknown, and odd aroma, all hell breaks loose down at the old watering hole.

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I wouldn't say I wasn't glad to know that so&so was dead. After 35 years of being so&so's lap dog, I wouldn't raise at paw at his funeral. so&so just wasn't right. Like the hands

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Jesusa was the daughter of a loom maker. Warp and weft were her bread and butter. She ate neither. Still, having bread & butter attracted a dozen hip chicks known as Flirty Fishers

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The times were harsh. Bad men & women were abundant. Life was cheap if you had the coin. You didn't. Life was dear here and cheaply bought. Easily sold, just as well. You could try

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As a person on the rotund side once said, "Yes, I'll have large fries with that." This was something that Saint Tyranny saw people around the world learn every day of their lives.

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She hadn't bought a kumquat either. But she didn't think she wanted to know a puppy named Kumquat. Pineapple grew quicker than a pirate could hoist his Jolly Roger. Before she knew

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Necromancy in theory and Practice M-666 with Professor Knightslyfe of the Ancient Ordo Exempli Mundi Aerothane Breed of Sussex North. Another course offered at Enchanted University

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Saint Tyranny awoke long after the Witching hour to find a stranger, a woman, shitting in the pot of beans he had left out soaking. "I guess you think my beans aren't shitty enough

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"We had heard about light an eternity or three. We largely didn't keep count back in the beginning. Not to say that we knew it was a beginning. The locals call it a beginning. Eyes

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I paused in my routine & sought out my hydration/electrolyte replenishing vector. I espied it alarmed to find itself delicately placed to draw our attention away from the flimflam.