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she had a terrible allergy to bad bands and stupid glasses and hats. So she had to run away from the hipsters. She left her crappy electric car sitting

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pressed the alarm the cops showed up. I had no idea they had hover crafts, who knew the response time would be 4.3 seconds. She tripped and fell on the sharp end of a spear, I had

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philanges. You'd be amazed at the curds, the blue cheeses, the briny fetids, easily mistaken for a Brocciu or fine Stilton. Ofcourse it is paramount to wear lintfree socks &

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. What made those wandering souls appear even more frightening is that their shades resembled Lady GaGa after performing some fresh publicity stunt of self-mutilation... and

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had happened to the sharp knives attached to the balloons and they were all soft. "This is ridiculous!" one of them eventually complained. "Let's go get a burger instead." This was

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"Old Dan the Man with his spanky hands!" Dan said to himself as he put his hands on his hips and danced around in a circle. He then threw back his head and laughed hysterically

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tighty-whities on the outside of their fireproof uniforms. It was part of the fireman culture and very traditional. Each man or woman displayed his or her best "skid mark" while on

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calibrate her wrist-razors. Full of rage and self righteousness, she pulled both pistols from their gleaming black holsters and unloaded them into air, screaming, "I will kill ever

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but it would probably be more like seeing things on too much acid. Nothing makes sense, nothing where it's supposed to be, but you're not sure, 2 year old..what do they know anywa

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his son had enough. He took him to a secluded mountain, tied him to a stake and burnt him, with an intricate fan system so the smoke wouldn't kill him first, let him off easy and