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Varmint was clever enough to write a letter, which read as follows: Dear Varmints,

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Who had voted for Shark Lady after he died. Yes, the corruption was that rampant. The stench of fascism was replacing the stench of demcracy. Animals voted too, so she would win

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Lainous Jobs Czar. Ever wonder why there have been various Czars in government? Its a catchall term. Usually its redundant, but it looks like the President is taking control of the

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אני מתנדב! עכשיו תן לי לחשוב. [CLEARS THROAT] That's better, sorry about that frackbuncle. Thanks, Google. Where was I? Oh yes, the urochordads. They were thalapating on the noobel

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Were the judges and thought his style was pungent enough that there was no need for candles. The last candle almost burned down the house. Someone fell asleep cooking noodle soup.

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rs and they stared horrified at his naked body. "Erm," said one of the Fiddlers Three nervously. The Emperor tapped his foot impatiently. The fiddler knew he could lose his head if

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Amy Nubbins, who had raised her hand yet again. "Such torturous paths we course in our transit through life," she stated. And such a nuisance for a five-year-old, I thought. Jimmy

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fill the Fountains of Divinity back up with the holy water of eternal life. There were too many gods running around now who were uneducated about the great responsibility it was to

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The yawning gap between Hole A and Hole B. It measured 25cm. Yes, the earth can yawn, it leaves gulches behind. Persephone and Hades collaborated on a Greek tragedy, untitled until

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R made in China. It was a 1948 Buick. It still worked, unlike my 2005 car. Amber and Leo were stranded in cyberspace until their laptop crashed. Then they returned to reality.