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Four Callgirls, three french kisses, two Ninja Turtle Dove candy bars etc.. On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, F I V E B O L D F L I N G S ! ! !

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Wereent moms suck. The tree outside her window grimaced & the limbs creaked against the window frame. No escape that way. She closed the drapes. How to meet her boyfriend?

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And they'd lost it. I guess the comet was happy, like a little puppy wagging its little tail. Or it didn't like the robot landing on its back and shook it off. Kayla thought on it

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hedge clippers, I'd needle her with complaints. "Hey you, get off my yews!" They were already too short. Spring was near, and the birds would need a place nest.

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that his cat, Putzy-Pie, had apparently yakked on. It was bad, Real bad. He'd probably die right here, facing the Porcelain God, the aftertaste of putrid pepperoni still lingering

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. She dropped a banana & carrot in the blender & 3 eggs on the floor. The New Years list said "No swearing." "Fudging Chip!" She improvised. "Don't be late for work. Don't speed"

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be turned into a more saintly soul once you've read it clear through. Mind, I ain't done no such thing. I knows how the story plays out, but this here foldingstory about me & Tom

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"It's the shop-at-home folks. They say veggies are all out. Only fish. Meerooww!" "I realized I was at my cat's mercy. But decided better a hearing ear cat than a seeing eye dog

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He dusted off his Easy Reader togs and hitched a ride to Dutch Pennsylvania. Looking for an untethered Amish miss, Morgan Freeman strode into the corn. "Out-of-sightcous!"

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chip embedded in the back of his neck. If I could just copy his question 5, I might be able to pass Trig. I leaned closer to his desk. His head turned 180° and his eyes flared ruby