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"Your mate here says that you were commanding artillery at the age of 7." Saint Tyranny sighed and admitted twas so. "I was a very old 7 year old though." He had broken the siege.

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Saint Tyrant was being petulant for no damn good reason. Not that there ever was a good reason to be petulant. There might be one. Don't ask me. I'm just a folder on an internet si

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Q ran away with U, but U didn't care. U never cared. Q had to lead him around everywhere, even though he could start any word all by himself. It was Q that needed U. But I didn't

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influence of eggnog, and was taken to jail to dry out. Comet and Dasher escaped to the North Pole, where they had sovereignty. Dancer became a hit hoofer on Dancing With The Stars,

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maneuver, which involved a series of pulleys, chains, and a small trumpeter named Pete, none of which they had available, so Haiti lost the war and everyone had to learn Romanian.

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hound out of Good Hope who could gladly name every shad he'd had with Chad. Yes, that Chad. The Chad he'd had shad with in the land of Goshen. The Land of Goshen. [Chorus][Chorus]

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didn't correct my diction. WTH! That is when I realized Noah was serious. He really did think that he could just get in his ark and float away from his duties & responsibilities.

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The flare up of the Haitian-Romanian War caught the Orange Buffoon unawares, as usual. Any enemy of a shithole is bound to be worth extorting for something, Orange Buffoon thought.

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"So then, who wrote the suicide note?" The lawyer stiffened. Detective Anemone helped herself to the seat beside him. "That old chestnut, Detective?" "Chestnuts grow to be trees."

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It a is perpetual war with the past with these ones. They can't agree among themselves which past they came from. How can they try to force the rest of us to live in one of theirs?