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amazing! It was so perfect. Not one hair follicle was out of place. The only way it could get so straight is if someone took a level, some pliers, a tape measure, and painstakin

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Trapped in the kaboomless void, the monkey didn't know who, what, when, why, or how he was. All he knew was that there were no bananas. Maybe he could escape if

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to the point where the story reaches my tippiest of toes. Though I keep folding and marking down the fold number. I think when I get to seventy I'll stop. Yes, only seventy.

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icial Austrian garden gnome vendor. I was put on the shelf with dozens of pathetic little figurines. I couldn't move while obese overseas tourists would rudely palpate my tiny rod.

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.."Oops" said Jim, plugging in his headphones. Damn! Now I couldn't hear what the mission was going to be. I would find out soon enough though. When Jim came back in

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Still, I persisted. "Stop giggling at FoldingStory, you numbskulls!" I frowned as hard as I could, hoping my bad mood would rub off on my shipmates. Another snicker from the back

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Just then, his cell phone rings. "Hello?" He frowns as an automated voice on the other end tells him all about President Obama meeting with Cuba's leader. So much for missing the

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I attempted to call the Homeland Security Rangers, but I made the mistake of abbreviating them to "HSR", then accidentally called HomestarRunner.com instead. That didn't help much.

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up a diarrhea that made him use up all the paper. Freed, the Brockengespenst retaliated by brocking Criss Angel with magic bockwursts. He had fasted for 24 hours before the duel,

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The ground was unforgiving and eventually I plopped right underneath. The death of Charles became widespread and soon everyone was visiting the film setting to pay their respects.