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Brats. Bob, bored in the principal's office, checked out the pc, not in screensaver yet. What? He watches THAT?! Bob quickly uploaded the incriminating pics to McGilligan's home pc

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Bruce Gilden, renowned critic, squinted at the TG-4 photo. Cascades of water frozen midair framed a grinning lunatic. "OMG. Finally someone who understood composition- & he's dead!

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The next person was pumped up at contributing a line based on actual local news stories and reading about death by supermarket - suddenly, it was time to

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It was all gone. Evidence suggested this atrocity was the work of the Whoopus. This North-West-American fuzzy beast eats 9000000 calories a day, and whoops any person in the way.

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So why do we wish upon them, idolize them, see them after every k.o. punch, read them as a ledger, chronicle the warring among them, immortalize them in the title of our cafes

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y seem more worthwhile. This was the perfect escape. No noise, no stress, and best of all nobody else around to interfere. Little did they know you shouldn't always believe adverti

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Mr. Centipede and his lovely wife had one child for each parasol. The yellow parasols were girls, who wore UGGs all year round. "Just like humans, they show off their body

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n ace up our sleeve & after they upped the ante with a home ec teacher & hall monitor,we laid out our straight & raked in half of the faculty for our new school. Indentured teacher

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"Dearest Cookie Mine: my soppy quills long to embrace...can't anymore. Uh, my heart beats in tandem with...just whitelined. Ok...you're top of my though" was Bloey's last thought

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"Kwai Chang", but he insists on "Grasshopper". This creates an identity crisis, because what dog is a man's pest friend? So I ran away from home, living off my kung poop skills