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to take his 100th selfie and post it on his wall. That was some shoddy workmanship ,and he would write an angry email to the makers. If only he knew where

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Uncle Thelonius heard me and asked if I wanted to join him for tea. I accepted. "You can stay with me, " he said. His house was full of secret rooms to explore. One had a taxidermy

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Mr. Scuzzy wanted epsom salts for his aching joints, it was cheaper than MSM/glucosamine. The lavendar epsom salts did the trick. Being immortal meant

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Saying, let's dance and put out the fire with gasoline. Anything to wake the world up! The silence of the sheeple was deafening, to say the least. The sheeple marched off to work

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And it was our job to help our client recover his losses, which were over $40,000. It was a questionable case, for sure. The King of Snakes was not afraid of scorpions and ate them

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Over him like Niagara Falls. His new Timberland boots made no noise and he wore an invisible suit, like i that famous Ealing comedy. His camera no longer worked just when he wanted

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The hallway had a golden door with a doorman next to it. The doorman was named Xemejius and wore horse gear. His hoofs were golden too! Zach and Zak agreed his Russian was fluent.

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And a craving for artichokes, onions and pepperoni all on the same pizza. "Okey dokey, artichokey", the waiter joked with me after seeing my bag from whole foods. We all laughed.

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The big boss planted hidden microphones everywhere and bugged the phone line, like Nixon, so the silence was deafening. One had to be very careful what one said. the chief engineer

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without setting the right mood!" drawled Mrs. Grass. So the DAR women primly toked up and puffed the doobies she offered, and suddenly felt alive. "Where's the burlesque pole?" ask