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shadow across my bedsheet. You can imagine my rising anxiety, yes, outright horror when I recognized the shadow encrouching in the picture with my blithe sleeping contenence was

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, however I was a master procrastinator. I knew if I could put off doing the laundry, paying the bills, and shopping for groceries for two weeks, I could continue to cheat death.

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I shuddered as the drugs filled my system. Electric shock. Epi-Diddy needs to lemme know where these are from. I need a new supplier. Lily pads and blood enter my vision.

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the apt bldg was braced my subinfrasound waves of Edgar Winter from my crashed out neighbours & the warbling of duck billed loons, red breasted teets & common Dufus from my tweeter

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scruptum." "His what?" retorted Ted's dad. "His scruptum. Tigger told me his you know, its called a scruptum. Tell us about the bear with the pink scruptum." replied Ted seriously.

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h MacFarlane will be animating this story adding a few friendly jibes at various public figures & tastless jokes. So the miners including my dad thought the light coming towards th

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nuckel popping, "Dern it Huck, why caint we git nowun ta play a good ol' fashun game' O nuckel poppin?" Huck replied "Gidgit, Folks in these paarts ain't got no culture, en anyway

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snot-hued ammo out at his assailants. "Ew! Gooey!" They yelled in protest, but afterwards they stopped bullying him, and his hands felt steadier. Finally Shakie could get a solid

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screamed the most high shrill he could conger up forcing the witch to open the door and see what was happening. She slammed the door open and peaked out to see

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you might think I was in a paintball war, or that I got caught in a pigment hurricane and you wouldn't be half off the mark. Near the Village, there's a chaotic color attractor