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corn and how much he hated it. But some kid's nan's kettle corn aversion would not keep Karen from nailing down what was happening to her. She looked up over the edge of the bed at

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But she even 'The Blade" could make her ever forget Declan and how he gushed effusively about some Vivienne and how she had found his phone. An American Midwester who, from the

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que fellow who waddled down the block to pluck Uncle Johann from the umbrella stand & unfold him for a tryout. He told the vendor: "I'm Oswald C. Cobblepot. Got any ammo for this?"

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Drooled at the prospect of finally seeing the frontal cortex pyramids. They were 5,834,794 years old! These pyramids were well known for being unclimbable by tourists.

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The Prime Minister told her. "You act like a schmoo." She asked what a schmoo was. "Never mind. You just need to do your job properly, or you will be terminated", he told her.

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replied, "We don't deal with antiques. Our universe radioactive Galacticene matter, disguised as smart devices. You don't belong here." Then our protagonist ended up in Galaxy X2.

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Here now?", the little green creatures asked. "I am a scullery maid who has worked here for 90 years", she said, showing her scullcap. They served her tea and toast. It was 3:50am!

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sounds implausible but numbers can be irrational and dividing by zero works magic even my high school algebra teacher warned about. Our protagonist was a rule bender: Flat Ollie.

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popper.He opened the medicine cabinet with glee,a pill popper he'd be! Disheartened to find only a bottle of aspirin he tried twisting open the childproof cap but it wouldn't budge

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with a distinct foot cheese scent that was tastier then the sad flat little hash puppies at the Stand-up Diner's Open griddle night. Anyway what can you expect from Dane as Cook?