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While I wait for that dinner invitation, I’m scanning the pet-food aisle for ideas. That can of Fancy Feast looks delish! I’ll grind Milk Bone to make flour. My cell phone rings.

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night. It was a ritual of mine, one I had obtained in my youth, when I watched National Geographic movies, topless, and dreamed about introducing Oscar Meyer to the Ubangi Warrior.

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Paul's drag race track, which had much better food, but was not always open. Rudy's BBQ Shack is open 24/7 and uses only the finest bloated pork that is found in any sewer system.

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Maybe Nirvana really was a place where nothing ever happened, but she was ticked off that she couldn't get a radio station that played some TMBG. She drew some more cute crocodiles

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Q ran away with U, but U didn't care. U never cared. Q had to lead him around everywhere, even though he could start any word all by himself. It was Q that needed U. But I didn't

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May 7, 1915, or thereabouts. But who cares what he bought. I don't. Unless he bought it for me. Hmmm.... maybe he intends to surprise me? In that case, I must rehearse my sincere

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te like the sea, and can be heard to shout "OY! OY! OY!" There are roughly 73 kilo-tonnes of Barbie dolls presently dumped into the ocean garbage continent. This is why if you put

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-ir whoopie-making became so violent that the glass elevator tilted and became wedged between The Promenade and the Bargain Basement. Landi and Ian didn't notice, at first, that

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them at Adele's Huge Bush Emporium. If Grandad was always satisfied when he went to Adele's Big Bush, that's good enough for me. I think. Hedging my bets, I visited Adele and asked

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with all the gumption of a big city lawyer talkin' down to his secretary on a Sunday morn'. Why, shucks, nothin' ungouges an eye like ol' Doc Hickory's mule-tested lemon rub. Only