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right in the forehead of the senator's wife. Good thing she was wearing the kevlar helmet she always wore for fundraising. Kids can be so violent those days because of those damn

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"BUY OR DIE", it's right there on the sign on the wall. I will not tolerate browsing, window shopping, or scanning for future options. Get in, purchase, then get out. I want my

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ham and a whole lot of bone. Sounds like we need a Super Pig. But where to get one at this time of the day? The question went out in all directions & to all interested parties & 13

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My grandmother butchered my Grandpa, the butcher, with his own butcher knife. She walked out of their butcher shop on Bishop and sashayed across town to butcher the bitch crone. It

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He went on: "In fact, Wincham is one of only a few cities to have its own Anti-Lad League, or ALL for short, which specifically seeks out and exiles all lads from the kingdom. You

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"Que." The cat-man didn't speak the Nord language enough to appreciate poor poetry in it. He was not sure if he should be seeing a threat or a chance for camaraderie? "What of the

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dodo & wyvern earth & sky with au gratin with a caped crusader spritzer twister with a kiss from his sister's mister's mistress from a mattress in Cyprus while in corpus delicti.

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…, oh, … oh no no … no. I'm so sorry. Any last words for the Duchess?" "grdrl," Bigby said emphatically clutching at the fountain of blood where his throat used to be. "That all?"

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It had been a long time since KieferSkunk had tucked in his shirt. Or even tied his shoes. He had minions for that. He in turn provided them with a prized freezer of 1960 era TV di

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I mean. We had heard all the stories about Terry. How he haunted the Oregon Trail. Terry hated farmers, settlers, carpetbaggers, Hoosiers, Sooners, Okies, and himself. But mostly