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hood has come a long way since Northern Exposure. In some ways, though, it has gotten worse. It was harder to get good indentured resource officers who were capable & not cowards.

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Anon,a review written by the shy. He clicked to update.Surely Lily would see it & guess, it was he who wrote the effusive review of her curdling rancid soy brew.His stomache gurgl

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The first plans started arriving on his doorstep the morning after the injury. Hundreds of people had seen it on all the video sites. People all over the world were laughing at his

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Until she lost the American Idol market to upsizing her meals the bigger & bigger she got in the minds of her public. She was bigger than Buddha, Jesus, & the flying spaghetti mons

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rocket scientists couldn’t hear a thing, and merely shrugged and waved at Papet up in the bell tower window. Papet waved back, lost his footing, and fell out the window, landing on

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i don't want to be cool now that I am old. I want to be the stick in the mud; the bone fragment in your burger. These days I just want to be the Emperor until somebody's father thr

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Then there was the Chunky Raisin scandal of 1977. That was the year the California Raisens won their first Grammy but the raisins in Chunky chocolates were being crowded togehter

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But, when I really thought about it, the one that took the cake was the caterer. So the caterer would know who that Mary Magdalene was and if she was a camp follower. The puns wer

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that simple. We'd have to establish citizenship which is going to be really hard with the current Trump administration flailing about all over the place on what constitutes a citiz

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and then buried his head in her ample bosom. Thom Yorke was walking by nibbling on pork rind when he saw a bug eating wastrel with his head buried in Katy Perry's tits. It was jaun