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the wee folk growing more and more wee until laughing maniacally, they disappeared up the noses of Carmen and Spindle. Brine Frankenstein gave a holler of triumph and swore

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birthday and showed up on completely the wrong night. Honey Bucket almost let them in, but seeing as they bore no gifts, she slammed the door and called the moose Knuckle police.

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But which sea monkey was it that he resembled? Little 50 Cent didn't know and didn't care. He loved the Ball & Hoop that Saint Nick had left him. They would go great with his Log.

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But at the last minute begged off on account as that he does not have a head for heights. Everybody said "WTF?" and we moved on. But now we find out that wasn't the end of it, The

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-anc-mange, lest one threaten to smother the city in its white sweetness. Bats can't stand that. They prefer darkness and bugs. The bat-room caved in (see what I did there?) and

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barbed-wire pantyhose. Impractically, barbed-wire pantyhose insured the improbability of a camel’s toe bursting through the wet under-toga panties and causing inflation elation.

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The Old Man of the Mountain had promised her a paradise and a paradise she shall get. He instructed how to make The Philosopher’s Stone in the Sang Graal with the cocaine & hash on

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several large hotel chains and all the local hotels and motels for 7 generations. So, you always need to register with a fake name and don't use your real credit card with a real n

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But her message fell softly & did not alight the secret corners of the heart of this Baby Killer. Where some saw a gagoo gooing infant, Maya saw the hellfire & despair that was on

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"Yeah, me too. I never would have thought I would like putting people on fire but I really do. At first I was conflicted because that seemed so mean, to just think it & floosh they