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The alien horse rustlers laughed their tinny laugh at James as they rode away in their tinny covered-wagon-shaped craft. They had his pony and no amount of dollops would bring her

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chute beneath, making a sort of squidging noise as it rolls. It also starts to gradually unravel, so you end up being a pile of unraveled brains, slopping along the chute towards

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You can't handle losing the savings and end up on cellphone video going off at a drama llama who said she missed Obama. You told her about where to get firearms training & to be re

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think are the odds? Because I awoke with that song running in my brain for no reason and it was not going away. I had to call an onieronologist. He was going to treatment tonight.

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Twenty years later, I did venture out one time to rescue Lord Shiva from a flea bitten tearoom on the outskirts of Mumbai. He was drunk & going on about Oppenheimer again. "He was

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nateeveeandphonedevicewithdata. Instantly Jherek's dispatch was in front of all the eyes of Policy Bureau and the General Secretary President Prime Minister. "Choppy is not good."

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of Not the Amish". Their cover of Riding the Storm Out was a hit. They hosted both Saturday Night Live & Saturday Night Dead. The Room Cleaner of Not the Amish was bigger than Beyo

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Nine days later, it was a different story. Much different than only nine days could explain. The rabbit had pulled him into the hat & fed him fan mail from some flounder. His tiny

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and hollered to Stella, who was busy arranging the wattles in a nice aboriginal vase. "Keep yer Marmite in, Steve-o," she hollered back as a passing dingo ate her baby. "Uru," said

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in our birthday suits. The Prime Minister wrote it in cursive. At first we were outraged. Then Sven pointed out that we now had carte blanche to explore London in the nude.