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excuse myself as swiftly as I could, for her parasol could not hide the puffiness of her visage or the barnacles on her discolored skin. How the lady found me at a 21st century Sta

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and bit the electric tiger's tail. "Naarghagh!". The Spaceman put on some David Bowie. The Ent shuffled uncomfortably and the Racoon cried "When can we leave the planet?!"

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I had a handful of pennies in my pocket, so I decided to give the coconut shy a couple of goes. My first throw missed the mark entirely, as did the second and third, though I was

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think about the recent surge in the economic viability of an investment in Star Wars Episode I Commemorative Collecti Jar Jar Binks Slippers? George was still half-asleep, so

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not yet filled in. He was waiting until the inspiration hit him. He was only anal retentive in hindsight. He allowed spontaneity to rule his meting out of creative revenge.

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"I guess a cock-all-doodle-doo.Yolk yolk yolk." The rooster stuck out his chest feathers & ruffled his comb, completely oblivious to Henny Penny's sarcasm. "I say I say I say

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the deepest recesses of his soul. Walmart girl would never be able to penetrate the layers upon layers of pure emotional steel required to retrieve a box of Eggos. Or so I thought

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it's time to pay the piper. After enough late-stage ghasts had entered the mobile surgery's storage batteries, the attendant returned to prep him and his nose for the procedure, wh

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help with the coming aftermath. Then they introduced a TerrorMax 5000 to teach the young brats reading, writing and 'rithmatic the hard way. But the brazen idiots defied even this

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"No, I'm just carrying it around the airport for fun," I once replied to a humorless TSA agent. "You need to check it or do a full-body search& rub down." Oh, a massage! Will you