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The ceiling has told me that where they go is to brush the teeth they use to eat the cereal I hold within my bowl-y person. Here, apparently the tooth brush wonders where they go a

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I began chattering and had an irresistible urge to burrow. My marmot button was just two degrees northwest of my lemur level. Good thing my captors didn't take it that far.

Debber's photo

the asbestos king, Luigi Kaposi. The asbestos lobbyists coughed good-naturedly as the set up their family photos on their asbestos desks and sat down in their asbestos chairs.

inatick's photo

ing with certain death in the view of Duchess Montague. The Duchess was raised into polite society and limits her movements to only a few local respectable families. A carriage

foldmeonce's photo

gingersnap cookies, believe it or not! It's sure to keep my brother from eating them all up. He dislikes puzzles & cinnamon ever since taking on that online food challenge.

SlimWhitman's photo

y stood at the far edge but then a great white lept onto the deck & body surfed to the foredeck & took out the captains good leg. "Not so bad now are you?" the plankstanders jeered

callmeepee's photo

immediately recognised this as a fourth wall breaking story fold, concocted by a friend, but what did that mean for him ? Was he real, or a part of this story. Could he change it ?

inatick's photo

It was an accident waiting to happen at the Accident Prone Youth Club and all it took was one child tripping over a chair leg and the piles of drugs were thrown up into the air

inatick's photo

Then again "Some People" say a lot of things but thankfully the lawyers quickly applied for an injunction to stop "Some People" from making false and misleading statements.

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My kleptomania in respect of people depicted in billboard signs started when I first got given a life size cardboard cut-out of Mickey Rooney tapdancing from my drama school teac