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is back to front, inside out & upside down all at the same time. In such an instance Frank would grab Dog by the scruff of his neck & juggle him, along side two sharp implements.

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Ahead warped factor bizarre Lt. Shoeglue". "Aye aye Capt Joseki". As the ship made the Hyperbole jump to Foldspace a plot anomaly caused the protagonist to change person. I grabb

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the slice of banoffee pie that was so ruthlessly taken from me all those years ago. "Attack!" I cried & my battle-ready emperor penguins advanced with a "SQUARK!", which incidentl

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your thistlenuts too? Then rub these mongongo nuts on them. It should get those coconuts of yours back down to size. What? You say you tried mongongo nuts? How about Shagbark?

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other items to topple over ultimately resulting in an expensive looking vase crashing into the wide screen TV. The fury snot animals snickered & disappeared just as Spot's owner

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down and out princess. What was she going to do? If she ever planned on a marrying a prince and living happily ever after. She would

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found lovers. The shadows though are cold as ice. You can't love them like you can another person. When I left my home and went off into the world, I discovered even

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improve his grammar. He knew this because the alien who was ready to crush the moon into his home was shouting "SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH!". So Sam

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announcement that the world thumb wrestling tournament was to be hosted in her home town Suzy couldn't believe her luck. She was so sure she could win so she went down to the

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after my ma. Geetus the gopher ran when he saw the skunk spray Little Richard, Seedy Rudy, and me with an odoriferous concoction. "Eww Miss Ann, ya doin' something no one can!"