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ed high into the jet stream, carrying the essence of his bluster within them. After a long journey the dandelion seeds gently settled on a vegetable garden near Hîncești, Moldova.

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and ship us off to the soup camps, where there is no soup." I could feel the peer pressure pushing my level spoon into the cockaleekie as the Soup Nazi burst in. "Improper spooning

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an alien race of tiny little people who were really hyper-sardonic. No matter what the people of earth did, they could always count on being insulted in new and subtle ways.

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live in China. They will eat the birth sack. This is why Peter Cottontail never went to China. However, he did spend a week in Thailand which was the worst and best trip of his lif

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psychopaths psychotically psyching out when similar psychotic psychopaths psychotically psyche out.

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inted a picture of a tree. Aeons was a very good painter. Dave drank his smoothie and watched his friend Aeons paint this tree.

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then Gen Shallot stuffed his woolly mustache and eyebrows in to the speaker's throat. You can guess what came next.

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outright plagiarism, as well as bad driving. I (aka Sammy Hagar) was pissed. Roth stole my damn lyrics! "F*CK YOU!" David Lee Roth yelled. "YOU stole my band!" I accelerated to 95

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bore an uncanny resemblance to Bob Barker. But it couldn't be Bob Barker. He's dead, isn't he She sat catty-corner from him at the bar to get a better look.

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curl up & die? Wait, this grilled muenster cheese & smoked turkey sammich was delicious! It made her want to... uncurl. She stretched out on the silk sheeted revolving bed, moaning