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<lit fuse emoji>. Since Ms. Andry was ignoring him and texting, Gus would <Warriors beating Cavs emoji> her at her own <text emoji> game by being the <crown emoji> of all <cell pho

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"First I select the ultimate buttercup, yellow ones are usually preferable. Then I.." Suddenly various bright objects shot across the sky. The alien invasion was here. "AAAaaahhHHH

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She turned around, detached the nozzle. and flicked on the ignitor just as her pursuer rounded the bend. Evil Stay Puff ran into a wall of flame and

Chaz's photo

That is all well and good mister... Odin is it? But in order to board this plane to Salt Lake all jagged braid- hooks must be stored in the overhead bins. Now don't get testy

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noll. Yes, despite a steady diet of meatballs, the ball was just not rolling the Swedish lasses way. It did the samba & it was now 4 to noll. Jessy Langstrop ate a surströmming

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that he was going to take a break from the campaign trail for a while, perhaps forever. His assistant, puzzled, distressed and just the right amount of crazy, slapped the senator

Debber's photo

appropriate for an ad which is cearly designed to appeal to children and/or meth addicts. "I'm up all night to get lucky!" My four year old sang happily at the top of her lungs.

Debber's photo

button on that popular science fiction fansite. You know the one. And here he was, an oscillating, two-bladed fan. "Well, that blows," he remarked. The laugh track did not disappoi

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distraught when I told him the news as he had cancelled all arbeit preperations for the day. "Doof!" he screamed and I was sacked. I decided to leave Munich and travel home again.

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The Devil smiled: "Oh, but I have. You are the most powerful man, Mr.Jobs." Steve was getting angry: "It isn't about power, I was supposed to be the richest, you owe me my soul..."