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shed straining the feces he sat down to think. What had his life become? He was straining feces in a hazmat suit. Where had he gone wrong? He took a left at Mercer, he knew that wa

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no one believed those crappy plastic with metal framed folding beach chairs that folded up on themselves had minds of their own. So no one would pay more for them. He was stuck wit

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Who cares what the fox says, the "Booksmart Devil" it's not like he's "Paranoid" or "Kissing Families" or anything. They told me to go to rehab, but I said no, now that damn fox is

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h ScarFace & Pimp, but now their precious daughter Abscynthia would belong to them unless they could find some other way to pay off their debts.

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. Tigger hopped over and said, "Hehee, that piglet has ceased to be!" Pooh procured a sticky, broken shard of glass and waved it in the general direction of the Captain.

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driftin', but caynt we git out'n'swim?" "Sheet far, Forrest, that's 'bout the smartest thang you's said all day!" His face lit up, until Hattie shoved him out of the boat.

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realized, too late, was my Zen Master's head. Splat! He reached up, felt the moisture. Now he'd be at one with the spittle. I giggled and floated higher. So much for being grounded

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e of the student he dreadfully tried to avoid the whole year. It was inevitable that one day, they will have to come face-to-face. The student opened his mouth, but kept silent as

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room. I have to do something. And do it now. I cannot let this stone unturned. I ran to the front door of my apartment and took grab of the knob. My mind went completely blank as I

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wanted to be. Operating the train controls would be a dream come true. He could send everyone to their dream destination in a blink of an eye in exchange for leprechaun-minted gold