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He donned the hat. Immediately he felt its powers activate as he pictured his dream lover, who appeared in a swirl of reconstituted atoms. "Let's kick it up a notch," he breathed

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the owner of the quarry was not pleased. "If I grind your giant watermelon into bite-sized pieces," he said, "melon-pebbles will mix in with my candy quartz. Cleanup fee applies.

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the secret ingredient: the 808 synthesizer. Chef Magnus robo-gasped - his opponent this round, Toshiro 888, surely knew this hardware intimately. Kaga bit into an iPhone and the

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Dana White's stream of poor ideas only worsened. After PUFC failed, Ultimate Lobster Fighter debuted to the criticisms of animal rights activists and Dadaists, his two target audi

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put a hand on the droid's domed top. "You got the juice?" He asked. The droid beepled, passing the cloaked figure a flask. "Nice," he said, "I've got that Degobah Dank if you're

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ed Warranty. It's not like you can get a refund." I sighed, not wanting to admit my beloved quantum universe simulator had outgrown the Amiga I programmed it on. "But Linux is

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young Earth theory. My computer kept crashing when I went to the URL, so I set out for the PC repair shop. But I crashed my car into one of those inflatable wavy people outside a

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disgusted. "Yes, but there is literal dirt on his coconut!" She pointed at the brown smudges on the jeweler's head with a shudder. "That is one disgusting cranium."

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And said enemy turned out to be Tony Stark/Iron Man. Siv then laughed at Tony, taunting, "How can you possibly win? I've got an army!" Tony responded, "We've got a Hulk..."

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This is a great issue, it includes a brief segment on achieving the perfect consistency of mashed potatoes. A work of the greats. As far as potatoes go I must be a novice. What do