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MoralEnd did scold his friend, SlimWhitman, “Don’t you dare preten---.” But PurpleProf did cut him off, “Hold on, Tool,” She said to 49erFaithful, “I’ve spoken to Woab, and she

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I mean, for years, I bristled under all the unfunny jokes. "Hey, the ocean called. They want their 5 foot narwhal horn back." Who's laughing at me now? I feel vindicated. Sadly, my

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When I tell you that I pulled it out of my... Just know that I pulled it out of somewhere. Be glad that I had it in there to pull out. That should be the real take away from this.

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The best approximation we've been able to come up with is: In the absence of any one or more but no less than zero, perfectly spherical chickens of denomination double blind free

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Burn Burn was just informed that he has a walk. "A walk?" Yes, he has a walk. It only comes out when he is wasted though. There are slight variations depending on how he got wasted

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But I don't have time for that right now. Right now I have to finish being the president. I have to be the best president that ever lived. The one with the best hair. Te one with

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The on spec price for this starts north of $300,000, minimum. They are asking you for a meeting to discuss it. As the original writer you can get a lot more than that. 3rd Grade is

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Upping the ante like that was to weed out the small fish. This table was for the whales. The day players skulked away, knowing that they had been priced off the table. Steve TV was

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As a former Director of the Bureau of Weights & Measures, Lionel Jefferson was a perfect fit on the board of any Moderately Successful Midsized Running Commercial Concern. He had

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How they always missed parting their hair at the 3.421,131th follicle from the top of the left ear was beyond me. That is why they always looked like Alfalfa&Buckwheat's lovechild.