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"First off, WTF is this, "allow me to tell you my life story" shit. You didn't give me a chance to allow or not allow a damned thing. You just showed up already running your story.

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It was known in magical circles as the gloss ceiling. Most magical chairmanships required navigating the different magical affiliations of their constituents, free witches lost out

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Ike liked Wilkes-Booth Bootlickers, French Ticklers, & Apothecary by Royal decree Brothers bagels in the morning with his raw egg & kale slurry. It soothed his Hessian roots he was

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I think I have ever seen that done right once. It was one of those thought bombs. It seems to be a dud at first hearing but then explodes after a minute of thought.

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Another one that puzzles me is, "Now the man who needs no introduction", is always followed by them introducing the man they said needed no introduction.

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nt of silence that I could do it again!"Annoyed, I asked him, "Who is this 'he' you keep obeying?" He looked spooked. "He who must be obeyed," he answered, in a whisper. I could

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I have never understood the whole concept of "without further ado" always being followed by further ado.

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A History written by the vanquished. Each letter written in blood. Each syllable not spoken a syllable forgotten. A wish to unspeak the wrong deemed wrong itself. Where goes that

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The Rasputin dragging myself out of the frozen Neva routine was getting old. As old as these scars that I have in place of my Russian manhood that lies suppurated upon the annals

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Ain't even a bulb anymore. No, it is some glass spiral ass pig dick shit that even that is so last century that you're wondering if you got all 13 of your crackerjack buttons left.