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The feminine figure with the cute butt turned around. To Dave's surprise, he had just complimented the cutest man he had ever seen. Now, Dave wasn't gay, but in that moment

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The man, only know as the "muffin man", was screaming at the terrified parton. "CUPCAKE!?" he shouted into the man's face, smacking the baked good forcefully out of his hand.

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continuing. "Fine, whatever," I finally gave in, throwing my hands up in defeat. I watched on as he began, utterly bewildered by his display. "I don't think that's right," I said.

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I'll be trampled by a nerd horde while waiting for the next iPhone reveal. Now there's a way to go. I mused over the thought for several moments, before focusing on

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I had hoped to keep Aunt Flo's visit quiet but the smell got around. My neighbors told me to send her back to the old country. Where was she finding the dung? The woman could cook!

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Leaving my feminine hygiene needs to happenstance has never left me barefoot and stranded on a Texas farm road at 3:14 am when the chupacabres smell my not so feminine fresh ass.

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Cooking with Freida: Living through the siege of Carrcosonne made it extremely difficult to set a fine table. One benefit of famine is that starvation is the best spice. Taste gets

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The cannibals and headhunters were at it again. The cannibals brought out the old chestnut about headhunters wasting good food. The headhunters called the cannibals ass eaters. It