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When the last survivors of the crashed starship found the mouth of a cave in the desert, they thought it seemed like the perfect shelter. By nightfall

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behindthe ceiling tile in Juan's office. That's what Conchita the cleaning lady said every evening when he went home. He looked at it. It dripped.There was someone behind the tile!

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Kate Moss but was lean and mean. If you fed it after midnight it's armored exoskeleton would turn green. Weird. The tinman creeper continuously rang the neighbor's doorbell

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Was tired of having to tell people that her name is not Anton the new it was Ann Agnew. With her thick Transylvanian accent it sounded to everybody else as Anton the new. That is

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The day that spike got embedded in my brain was the best day of my life. Thanks to that spike I was barred from ever flying on any commercial aircraft or even entering the terminal

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That's why I plan on destroying the world in case I happen to perish, so no one can live past me.

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Tina Laguna was starting to think it wasn't a good idea to go to SeriesWorld to play Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. That was a terrible idea for a vacation. People would be ringing tha

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anti-bandwagon is basically a bandwagon but instead full of people who hate something because it's popular and everyone around them hates it.

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One time I said my favorite president was Harry Truman and this guy said, 'but didn't he drop the atomic bomb?' and i said,'well, yes, he gave the order.' but i didn't know what

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I know what I want to say, but I have a lot of things to say and I can't untangle out my ideas. Borrowed ideas, because I unknowingly found my ideas off other ideas by people