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On that day I was the one she came running to with the news. “It can’t be true,” I told her like a fool.

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Bug-eyed in concentration, he hummed a blasphemous tune - "Tibi, magnum Innominandum, signa stellarum nigrarum et bufoniformis Sadoquae sigillum". The bacon began to sizzle.

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He was a Murder Hornet, she was an Africanized honeybee. Science, the queen, biology - all said their love would not last, that it was just a buzz in the night, but they proved

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The pub was small and dimly lit, but its toilet was spacious, well-lit, with bidets. It was the kind of place where history oozed from the walls - fights, mates, fights with mates,

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"I'm ashamed of how I am living. But being the selfish prick that I am, I am ashamed of me more. So, yes, I will have fries with that. No, make it chili cheese fries with gravy."

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The cat walked away. "Ok, you can tell me later if it comes up." All the time knowing that his walking away made it a certainty it would not come up. Then I remember where he lives

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I asked the cat living under my house, "If while making these burgers some meat were to fall off the grill for you, for some reason, would you prefer rare, medium, or well done?"

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In order to keep the feels away the author had to adopt the third person as he wrote about herself. She knew in her heart's mind that there was no such thing. But the heart's mind

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was running. At 11:58 the Unabomber shouts, "Mr. President please sign our pardons." The President stops and gives the Unabomber the fuzzy eye. He harangues him for 3 minutes. Then

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That was because Sarah saw her body as a medieval well that she needed to climb out of. Her body would go to work at Peske, Little, & Mann. The real Sarah was inside, climbing. Age