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I gargled with Listerine and that. Just like in the story books. When Manmom reached his furry arm through the grill work I ran. I also slipped on my own shit and barreled down the

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What I don’t like is that boyfriend of hers, Jacko. He is a big lumbering oaf with more muscles than brains. He is always kicking sand in my face on their way by. She gives me a pi

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Call me crazy, but I say, “Let the greedy assholes move their jobs to China and Mexico. We won’t buy their goods; we’ll build competing companies and drive them out of business!”

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I couldn’t remember if I had been an elephant before I went to sleep but I had the feeling I hadn’t been. I could not imagine what I might have been if not an elephant. Still I got

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James goes to a place with no one. Then he didn't bring things like water and food, he was so tired, then he slept at the land.

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I won't say that I didn't understand what I was doing. More like, I didn't do what I understood needed to be done. Involving myself in local affairs wasn't part of the plan. Nor

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The glistening streets of the rained upon city reminded nobody of nothing special. Which is how we like it. A hint of the moon overhead casts enough of a shadow in her panoply of

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These are the rules: 1) White=the absence of color, humorless, unable to see the forest for the trees, redneck. 2) Brown=low-down, filthy, scandalous, you don’t know me to judge me

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I’m not sure why I am rambling on, but…is there a point to anything that goes on during the Age of Mediocrity? All you need is no morals, a lack of talent, and a lot of money.

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Jordan was tired of doing card tricks for drunks in Vegas but Mars was not habitable at the moment. A pad on Neptune was aeons away. As for points beyond, he wasn't ready to change