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Little Miss Muffett choked out Jimmy Buffett, Elon Musk cried when not getting his way. Along came Winona Ryder, Carrot Top sat beside her and Oprah gave 3,000 new cars away.

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Ping-pong: "Slam, slam, SMASH,slam!" Ahhh. The sweet sounds of Summer. "Skeh-LOOsh-wa..." (swimming pool cannon balls) and ther-WAP! ther-Wap, ther-WAP! (Double Dutch jumprope) & B

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ideously deformed as hers. "They're just jealous." she quipped. "All of them. No one can batter a solid metal obstruction with their frontal lobe and forehead like I can."

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The year I turned 13 was the same year they executed Gary Gilmore in Utah. That might not be true. I don’t remember what year I turned 13. If I still had my toes I could’ve figured

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we get together. Last week we were at the Bouchart Gardens with our girlfriends when we both got the familiar urge for a round of Hippity-Hop Gladiator. (Yes, it meant beating each

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Even as a Third Person, he always spoke as a first. Even if he was a Second.

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{I hear you. That you want more pain relief. What memory will you trade for it?

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gave way to her more powerful need to always be presentable, perky and prompt. "I see," Hronrekce shot back icily. "Hssss!" Went the small cadre of queens. "Touch pearls, wave doll

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His sunglasses inside were the first thing you noticed. Then, maybe, the bright orange t-shirt that made him look like a road crew guy waving you around the obstacle in the aisle.

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even hesitate. I'm mad fresh like that. Everybody knows. Ask Emeril. Ask Julia. Ask Alice (Waters, of course). I'm the Rebel Child of Gastronomy from Newark, New Jersey. How u doin