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idea. Lets pickup a real person." Wednesday Addams took that to be the way Wednesday Weld expressed sargasm. Sargasm was a new interest of Wednesday Addams. She'd never noticed it.

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I guess I'm going through it because it is Tuesday. It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feel more like a melonball scooper. Tuesday Weld had me wonder if there was a Wednesday Weld

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The gist of my point is that, well... that... I forgot.

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Tahini looked up from wiping the bar. She saw the King of All Peanuts barreling across the Snort Shop in a beeline at her. She put out another stack of napkins at the bar. The King

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"It seems that mole you wanted us to remove from you back is actually your sister, Mona. She told us the whole story when we managed to revive her. Look, Miss Anderton, maybe you

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was a fun experience, no doubt. Paula, the woman in front of me told me of her tales on the high seas, beating up vagrants and mythical creatures. I was instantly in love.

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Ever since the Transplant Protection Act of 2029, it's been harder to find someone to get a new set of organs. I'm still on the waiting list for a new heart, and I think I've got a

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There once was a barrister who lost a shoe on the way to the Bailey. If that wasn't enough, he didn't know which shoe he had lost? When he looked on the left foot, it was shod. Whe

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It isn't like me and mustard. Even bad mustard is good mustard. More so, as there is no such thing as bad mustard, ergo, a big juicy kalamata dipped in a coarse ground mustard. Who

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Why would woab do that to us? Why would she keep mentioning olives when she knows we can't get any good ones out here in the sticks. I just remembered we have an olive grove about