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I accosted the chunk of cheese. I was brutal. The cheese stood, alone. It took my blows for blessings and developed a more earthy character with a hint of hemlock. I was so proud.

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Then I give 'em my proct-nosis. "In the future, the Republicans will reopen the freak houses, and the Democrats will fill 'em with people who don't like the TV shows bloggers do."

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When I heard the cock crow thrice. WTF? I wasn't the only one. My wife, Matilda, came out to the porch with me. "Was that a cock crowing thrice?" I nodded. "All weapons are clean."

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Ten minutes later they realized they had made a terrible mistake & begged the powers that be to release them from their folly. Their pleas fell on deaf non-existent ears. Macrocosm

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But please wipe it off with disinfectant before you return it or you may give the dog rabies when he inevitably chews on it. Better yet- why don't you get one of your own? They are

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Looking at her felt like it was only 3% real. Like I was in a Last Temptation of Christ type situation. This is what might be if I make another choice right now. I had an eternity.

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The little Corsican in me was shouting for a vendetta against the Karen that called us out on our shit this morning. She claimed that Fifi's dookie was the wrong shape. She knew a

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The way I see it. Starting at the end of the story leads to 2nd guessing. Lets step out while the nuptials continue and I'll bring you up to date since the last time I saw you. Bel

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“The thing I did today instead of …

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-ts of coffee related shenanigans on these premises and we've come to judge the grinds." "What grinds? We're listed with the Coffeehouse Consortium. You Coffee Police can't waltz