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One day there was someone walking and i ran up to him because his book bag was open so i stole the book bag and ran little did i notice there was my future.

kurlyhead.ay's photo
 

One day there was someone walking and i ran up to him because his book bag was open so i stole the book bag and ran little did i notice there was my future.

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If the octoplankton-hunters got 1 thing right, it was not to craft their fishing flails from metal. Lin grimaced as her inferior copper flail struck an electric eel, shocking her.

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The lady in the mink coat bought Death's Door vodka and wantec it giftwrapped.

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BOBBY SAID THAT THE CAPS LOCK MAKES (insert stats here) LOOK (insert here). I have (insert here). WOAAHH!!! Slow down buddy. PRELUDE THE FIRST!!

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"Folding stories is better than NoDoz", Dr. Ghopsz told me. "DO it as much as you want!". My blood pressure was that much lower that it had been the last time I visited her office.

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Hanging in the air like sad-faced daisies; their course, an uncertainty. An accidental birth, to be certain. Progeny of silos long since left sleeping. The roar of the sirens sound

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I did not realise at the time what I was doing. It was too late to go back to a free life. Once I had bought a the game, I could not stop for anyone or anything, save for food and

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There he goes again. His lazy eye looking at me while the other one hung from its socket. How I hated our zombie pet. Alas, it was my father's favourite, and so I had to take it on

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Jakob opened his crusty eyes. Damn. It was still 1943, and he was a still a wanted Jew. The Gestapo were patrolling the streets of Poland, so Jakob had cleverly hidden himself in a