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400 yrs of Shakespeare: "Ho dudes!" said Snakespeare, "We art going to has't a valorous time in mine memory.". "No way Snakes," said Edgar Allen Poe " We're not having a cake fight

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"No, we're all, like, VERY ironic" K-Dog implored, fumbling with his bedazzled jPhone. The bouncer's ripped bod tested the limits of his Hane's ComfortFlex T. He raised an eyebrow

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"There's a fire in the server room, all of my Directors just quit on me, and I haven't been there in quite some time, and a stick figure had better take more than 5 minutes to draw

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The state and local governments had proposed a new life-threatening law that would wipe away every psychic being in existence, and plant seeds of fruition for mind boggling idiots

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Realizing that she had ran into someone she knew, she ran ran away to a pleasant land in a galaxy not so far away, for it was a harsh day of grievance, for her and her husband

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The purple indigo spirit of a long lost spiritual planet scremed of the havoc which caused it's society to rub inwards and destory the beauty of Godliness and real psychic ability.

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"Horsetails and some Ferns are Pterophytes, does anyone know what order in scientific Classification the word Pteropyhte falls under?" Lectured the Professor of Botanical sciences.

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This is the MOST uncomfortable table that they were ever at and the hosts were even as rude and nasty. The demon barber of downtown London must have been running the whole operati

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It was time for the Queen to be brushed and fed, then she could read. She went to the library daily now. In fact she now read most of the time and wrote book reviews Sundays.

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The organic vegetables fought over the privilege of being on Olav's pizza. The pepperoni wanted to be there as well. Chef Pierre put all he could on the pizza, trying to satisfy