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Realizing that she had ran into someone she knew, she ran ran away to a pleasant land in a galaxy not so far away, for it was a harsh day of grievance, for her and her husband

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The purple indigo spirit of a long lost spiritual planet scremed of the havoc which caused it's society to rub inwards and destory the beauty of Godliness and real psychic ability.

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"Horsetails and some Ferns are Pterophytes, does anyone know what order in scientific Classification the word Pteropyhte falls under?" Lectured the Professor of Botanical sciences.

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It was time for the Queen to be brushed and fed, then she could read. She went to the library daily now. In fact she now read most of the time and wrote book reviews Sundays.

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The organic vegetables fought over the privilege of being on Olav's pizza. The pepperoni wanted to be there as well. Chef Pierre put all he could on the pizza, trying to satisfy

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The kombucha queen drank her last kombucha on June 20th. The cases she had bought at Whole Foods were so famous she annoyed the cashiers. "Here she comes!', cashier #1 said.

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The old lady was thinking, if I take out this nail, I might collapse the whole city. If I tear down this eall I will find the door again. It was time for a change!

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A sack of potatos. Fjodor looked at it morosely. At least I can make mediocre vodka. Snowball's just glue now olding down the leaky roof.

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Don't cut me off. I will curse you from the cowardice of a sound proof machine. I will wish a fortune upon you beset with misery. Don't cut me ... "Turn here" the passenger

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Where is my boy! the lady screamed, her face contorted in anguish. The Crowd Sedation vents hissed opiates and the angered mass fell back. The mother's fear was not calmed. He