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barbed-wire pantyhose. Impractically, barbed-wire pantyhose insured the improbability of a camel’s toe bursting through the wet under-toga panties and causing inflation elation.

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chute beneath, making a sort of squidging noise as it rolls. It also starts to gradually unravel, so you end up being a pile of unraveled brains, slopping along the chute towards

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down his Jockeys to reveal his JZ69 Pocket Rocket/combination fishing rod, ring-toss hoop, & riot baton, exclaiming, “Everything I own came from this municipal landfill. As Mayor,

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the extra appendages enthusiastically in his notebook before peering again through the lens. The man-slug had grown twice it's previous size and now had a mustache. Moreau slid the

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5 playing in the background. Joe remembered Sarge had offered him VO5 tickets the day before. Joe keyed the mike. "Would you like to go to a concert after the genocide," he asked.

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The hordes of women that would flock from lands afar just to breathe in the air in the House my junk hair built. Perhaps we could just leave out pans to catch the sulphuric rain?

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Ended up possessed by the spirit of Punch, who himself hoarded the spirit of an eyeless voodoo priest. Ollie started chasing the cops with a wooden plank. Jerry and kukla ran quick

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Everyone looked around, confused. Hadn't he heard the truth? Tina from Telemetry asked him point blank. "Did you know that Stanley Spermass allowed foreign sperm to piggyback his

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naked sky diving, what with the baby on the way. Edwina and Clarence Burn were both excited about the new arrival despite hardly knowing each other, until one day Edwina discovered

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influence of eggnog, and was taken to jail to dry out. Comet and Dasher escaped to the North Pole, where they had sovereignty. Dancer became a hit hoofer on Dancing With The Stars,